NIGERIANS & THEIR FUNNY PRAYERS!

Sorry, some Yoruba speaking folks will understand this funny prayer.

YORUBA VERSION

"If any person say u no go make am, hear this: Ayi pa ni ti steering, Ate pa ni ti brake, Afa pa ni ti gear, Afun be ni ti tyre, Awapa ni ti moto. Na so ur enemy life go be. O ya gba ori re mu... Ki o ke pe Jesu lohun rara...Pa'riwo bi aja ti okada gba, so wipe Ooooluwa ooooo!! Ta ni eni naa t'o gba Blackberry bold5 lowo mi, t'o wa gbe Nokia 3310 lemi lowo... Ina Olorun oooo!!! Jo owo naa ki o si fi iphone ropo. Aduraaaa!!!"

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ENGLISH VERSION

If anybody says you will not prosper, hear this
you steer a steering till it spoils,
you press a break till it breaks,
you put in2 gear till it damages,
you pump d tyre till it burst.
Thats how your enemies life will be.

You will hold you head vigorously and sream the name of Jesus in a loud voice, shout like a dog that a motor-cycle hit,
you will say, LOOOOOORRDDD!!!
who is that person that collected BB bold5 from my hand and replace it with nokia 3310, Fire of God, destroy them and replace it with iphone for me in the name of JESUS!!!

PIDGIN VERSION

Na so so turn turn dem dey turn steering head, na so so match match dem dey match break head. Na so so push pull dem dey push and pull gear head, na so so pump pump dem dey pump taya head. Na so ur enemy life go be.

Oya grab ur head and shout MY GOD like dog wey okada jam, who be the person wey collect BB bold 5 for ma hand carry Nokia 3310 put. Heavenly faya, burn the person hand comot and replace with iphone for me...Oya PRAY"