CAUTION! CAUTION!! CAUTION!!!

The CBJ team has seen the urgent need to start educating its audience on tolerance related issues. We already know and always say that Nigerians are special people. For instan

ce, if you give a Chinese, an American and a Nigerian any new information, below is the response you'll get from each of them:

Chinese - the Chinese will most probably convert the information to some money making ideas. That explains why that nation continues to appear on the top!

American - the American will likely convert the idea to an invention, worthy of being selected for the Guinness World Record. We all know where America and Americans stand among the world powers today.

Nigerian - the Nigerian for sure will religionise the information, claiming that one holy book or holy man says one thing or the other. This to a large extent explains our backwardness in this country.

Despite the fact that we take our time to advise readers' discretion, attaching other relevant warnings to our adult contents on CBJ, it's quite surprising that some people still introduce religious sentiments into threads that are meant to provide them with some comic relief!

To this end, we recommend that you, our audience, should desist from using comments that are abusive or reflective of religious bigotry or ethnic intolerance on one another. LET'S LEARN TO RESPECT OURSELVES AS WE LAUGH OUT LOUD HERE.

HAPPY NEW MONTH TO YOU ALL!

GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!

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HOW TO CONVERT UR HP OR COMPAQ TO MACBOOK

                      
The CBJ technical department struck by chance or coincidence on this new innovation.

Just buy THE APPLE fruit and follow the instruction as displayed in the picture.

Finally reboot your system and see the magic.

HAPPY NEW MONTH

JUST SAY AMEN

It's SEPTEMBER - the 9th month of the year and we have just 9 out of many wishes to give you.

~ This month, may God prove that he's God in your life

~ This month, may your creator announce you to your world

~ This month, may your achievements hit the headlines

~ This month, may no man take your glory

~ This month, may God sign a deal of long life with you

~ This month, may your cry be a cry of joy

~ This month, may you never be found where accident or crash is mentioned

~ This month, may success glue to your life

** May the hands that type "Amen" be alive to type another "Amen" same time next year.

HaPpY nEw MoNtH!!!!