CBJ AMEBO: EYES ON THE FUTURE

Dubai metro: Can Africa host a similar if not better infrastructure?

I believe we can...when and how is what I cant say.

Eyes on the future...

CBJ AMEBO: SINGER, OBIWON AND WIFE WELCOME NEW BORN BABY

Nigerian inspirational gospel musician, Obiora “Obiwon” Nwokolobia-Agu is presently one of the happiest musicians in the entertainment industry, as his wife, Nkechi delivered a bouncing baby girl on Tuesday 4th September 2012.

The Obi Mu O crooner didn’t keep his fans waiting too long to see his new bundle of joy as he shared a very cute shot of himself, his wife and the baby on his Facebook page.

The elated star, who couldn’t help but share the good news said “God made her from our loins and she arrived Sept 4th. Celebrate the grace of Jesus with us!” on Twitter.

Wish them both a huge congratulations and all the best.

FUN+ PICK YOUR ANIMAL, ADD LIKELY STATUS

IF ANIMALS HAD FACEBOOK, THESE ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE THEIR STATUS UPDATES

COCKROACH: "My friends please help me thank God o! Just found
out Mortein na body spray... e no kil me o!.. Just made me smell good!"

CHICKEN: "If tomorrow I'm not updating ma status, it means I'm being served @ 'MR BIGGS'... Luv U all!"

PIG: "Ooh gosh!... Dem dey throw gossip say I dey spread flu...
What da f**k?"

DOG: "I hate Calabar people"

RAT: "The owner of the house just bought a cat, we dey pack comot from here tomorrow"

GOAT: "Friends... Thank God 4 me o! A car almost hit me now... chai! I would have died like a fowl...

FOWL's comment on GOAT'S status: "I thank God for you o!... Don't mind those yeye humans... That's how dem dey drive like goats...

Keep the fun rolling...

FUN+ ONLY IN NAIJA

~ Woman gave birth to a child that brought into this planet earth a rosary & a holy book from heaven

~ Woman gave birth to a horse

~ Girl turned snake

~ Wearing colour red on some days is forbidden because satan does drink blood on those days

~ SMS/calls from some phone nos are killing people

~ You switch off your phones at night because of Lasun ray, Muka ray and Murphy ray

Keep it rolling...

CBJ AMEBO: SAMSUNG PAYS APPLE $1 BILLION SENDING 30 TRUCKS FULL OF 5 CENT COINS.

This is getting seriously funny.

This morning more than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California.

Initially, the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO explaining that they will pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company in this way.

CBJ AMEBO: WOMAN DELIVERS HORSE IN EDO CHURCH.

Worshippers of the World Liberation Ministry located along old Sapele-Benin express road on Tuesday took to their heels during a prophesy programme when a female member delivered a horse.

The horse was however dead by the time Journalists visited the church.
It was gathered that the woman whose identity was not yet known started screaming during the prayer session and began to bleed from the vagina before the horse came out.

FACT: Only NIGERIANS CAN HAVE FULL CONVERSATIONS WITH JUST QUESTIONS.

Below is an example:

Dele: My guy, How far?
Emeka: Wetin dey happen?
Dele: Why you jus dey call me now?
Emeka: You buy me credit?
Dele: Dis wan wey you call so, you wan show?
Emeka: Where u dey?
Dele: You sabi Plus place?
Emeka: Make we block there?
Dele: Before nko? Abi u wan make we block for anoda place?
Emeka: You get pay?
Dele: Wetin you wan take money do?
Emeka: We no suppose drink?
Dele: Na me born you?
Emeka: No be u be my chairman?
Dele: Abi craze don log on to u? Na my pay u go dey use maintain?
Emeka: Before nko?
Dele: U serious abi you dey play?
Emeka: Bros, wetin u tink?
Dele: So, u no really hold change eh? And u wan drink? U no dey shame?
Emeka: Bros, which ones na? Na change for beer come dey cause dis kind yarn?
Dele: Before nko?

MAIL NONI

Akpors goes to the post office, he buys an envelope from the cashier and then screams into envelope.

The cashier asks him,

"why are u screaming into the envelop"

Akpors answers,

"I am sending a voice mail"

LOBATAN!

CBJ AMEBO: HISTORY MADE AS MURRAY WINS US OPEN 2012

Andy Murray jumped out to a two-set lead, watched it wither away, then turned up the heat again in the fifth set Monday on his way to a 7-6 (12-10), 7-5, 2-6, 3-6, 6-2 victory against Novak Djokovic to win the U.S. Open.

It was a historic win for Murray, previously 0-4 in major finals, and for Britain, which hadn't had a male Grand Slam champion since Fred Perry in 1936.

Murray now can claim some bragging rights as the player of the year: A major title -- four different winners of majors in 2012 -- and an Olympic gold medal.

SAY SOMETHING...

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CBJ AMEBO: FEMALE STUDENT WUNMI ADEBAYO SHOT DEAD BY ARMED ROBBERS IN OGUN STATE

According to classmates and friends of the slain student, Wunmi Adebayo was shot dead last night at a male friend's house at Golden Estate in Ijebu Ode, Ogun state.

The 200 level student was visiting the friend when they were attacked by armed robbers who robbed them and shot her in the face because she fought them off when they tried to assault her.

Her corpse has been deposited at the mortuary.

Wunmi was the first child of her parents and friends say she was very jovial, friendly and kind hearted.

Her candlelight procession will hold tomorrow at skyfield in Lagos.

CAN'T STOP LOLING!

Honestly don't know what whoever carved this was thinking of.

Is this sit carved for a man or woman?

Say something 'bout this pix.

FUN+ (Quite simple)

ACT LIKE A CIA, FBI OR SSS.

(Decode this)

A man got murdered in his office on 3rd September, 2012 and the killer left a sign.

The suspects are:

~ TUNDE

~ AKPORS

~ LUKMAN

~ AMBALI

~ SAMSON

~ CHINEDU

A calendar near the man has blood, written;

"1,11,16,15,18,19"

WHO IS THE KILLER? PROVE!

FASHION NONI

This picture got me singing indomie advert song this way.

{Salon do good o, e do good... Salon wey fix ma hair, e do good... Indomie fix well well, e do good}

NO BE SO?

Say something about this pix.

FUN+

Mother-in-law shouted;

"My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, unless, he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year."

Daughter-in-law replied;

"Mama, that was over 40 years ago. You must realize that it is my breast he now sucks. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking."

Mother-in-Law fired back;

"I carried him for 9months"

Daughter-In-Law replied;

"He was only 3.5KG then, wasn't he? So what's the big deal? I carry him every night, he is now 90 KG!"

... and the battle continues

The question is: Who com get man na????

CBJ FACE OF THE WEEK: JUDITH AUDU

PROFESSION: Nollywood Actress
HEIGHT: 5'8
FILMOGRAPHY
~ Tv Series: Tinsel, Huzzel, Comfort zone, Burning spear, House apart, Case file, Behind the smile etc
~ Movies: Life is beautiful, Married but living single, Hammer etc.
BLOG: www.judithaudu.blogspot.com
FB LINK: www.facebook.com/judithaudu

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

Have fun...

CBJ AMEBO: CHINA'S LONGEST RIVER–YANGTZE RIVER, MYSTERIOUSLY TURNS INTO RED

The Yangtze River is called “golden” because of the heavy rainfall it receives year-round, and it runs through Chongqing, Southwest China’s largest industrial and commercial center, also known as the “mountain city” because of the hills and peaks upon which its many buildings and factories stand.

As much as the reddening has stopped some people’s regular routine, it hasn’t stopped the local fishermen from fishing and going about their regular businesses.

While the river’s red coloring was most pronounced near Chongqing it was also reported at several other points.

Experts are still reportedly investigating and finding out the reason behind the sudden color change!

JUST SAY AMEN: FAVOUR

Was talking to a friend who's a contractor in the city of Abuja, Nigeria who told me 'bout an experience in his last contract with a ministry.

He talked about how a man (Director) whom he has never met in his life just decided to help him out about his processes.

The Director left his own office carrying this dude's files around top shot offices for him from offices A-Z.

He said he was worried 'coz he knows nothing goes for nothing in this country.

After all was settled, (a process of about a week finished in about 1hr 30 mins) he said he went to meet the man to say thank you and to his greatest surprise, the man just said,

"Son, don't worry, it was just a favour"

EEEEEEEHHHHHHH!!

OUR PRAYER IS SIMPLE

THIS WEEK,

**May God see to it that someone will not rest until your case is settled.

HaPpY nEw WeEk!!!

CBJ AMEBO: WHAT DO YOU THINK 'BOUT THIS HAIRSTYLE?

Hmmm...

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