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Jun 27, 2013
TIPS ON HOW TO GET RID OF SMELLY FEET
GETTING RID OF SMELLY FEET
Embarrassed to pull off your shoes in front of others because of the smell that oozes out of your feet? Know that your feet get smelly due to an imbalance in bacteria and bacteria love dark, damp environments.
What you may not know is that the waste product of bacteria is the smell - not the bacteria itself. Micrococcus sedentarius is the name for the creatures that create the crud.
Mind you, the better the quality of shoes and socks you wear, the lower your chances of stinky feet. Quality shoes made of non-plastic materials resist the introduction of these smelly intruders. Even high quality moisture-wicking socks can help keep your feet dry. Moreover, you can avoid the smell by putting on more shoes. This simply means that if you have a few days between putting on your shoes, there is time for them to dry completely and help prevent the attacks of those pesky producers of smell
Here are tips to keep all of your shoes odour-free and get rid of smelly feet
-Wash and dry your feet before wearing shoes.
-Sprinkle baking soda or deodorising foot powder in your shoes - before you wear them and after you remove them.
-Before wearing your powdered shoes, shake out excess powder or clap them together outside.
-Wear anti-perspirant on your feet, or buy special foot deodorant.
-Use a dryer sheet inside your shoes when you aren’t wearing them.
-Insoles can help keep your shoes free of odour. They come in many colours to match your shoes.
-Wear socks that wick moisture, like hiking or running socks.
-Wash your socks in a disinfectant or bleach.
-Avoid wearing the same shoes two days in a row. Your shoes need time to air out.
KEMI LAWAL via www.abiyamo.com
Jun 26, 2013
SAVE OJB
This is honestly becoming an embarrassment to the entertainment industry.
I now begin to doubt if the news we hear about our celebrities buying expensive stuffs are real.
Bla bla bla Iyanya signed N60M contract with MTN
Bla bla bla bla Wizkid bash hin N50M porche
Bla bla bla bla... Psquare moved into their N300M worth of Mansion
Bla bla bla... Dbanj buys $25,000 suit of money... ETC
Babatunde David Okungbowa popularly known as OJB Jezreel is a renowned musician and music producer.
He has produced so many hits including ‘African Queen’ (2face Idibia).
Tu baba where u dey na?
Currently, OJB Jezreel is making headlines for having a kidney related disease which has resulted in the necessity for a kidney transplant.
The transplant which should take place in India will cost approximately $100,000 USD.
Few hours ago Kelly Handsome went into the studio to write and record this SOS song “Save OJB” which is a call for support from all, not only from people in the Entertainment Industry.
The Song: http://www.hulkshare.com/attcvsxoxo8w
Kelly Handsome shall make an unannounced donation to OJB this week and may be flying into Nigeria for the ‘Save OJB’ Concert in Abuja.
In the spirit of brotherly love, let us be our brothers’ keeper – No amount is too small to save his life.
Send your donations directly to his account:
BANK ACCOUNT INFO: UBA, Babatunde Okungbowa, 1015075120.
GOD BLESS YOU AND GOD BLESS THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
CBJ TEAM.
Apr 29, 2013
BACK IN THE DAYS
We all had our special nickname for 'Garri' especially in schools.
Some know it as 'Student power', some 'Garium Sulphite' etc.
What was/is/are/were the nickname(s) u know???
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Some know it as 'Student power', some 'Garium Sulphite' etc.
What was/is/are/were the nickname(s) u know???
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Apr 18, 2013
CHILDHOOD SONGS/POEMS WE MISSED THEIR CORRECT LYRICS
We can't deny the fact that as kids, wetin
concern us with lyrics?...lol. We sang nonsense!!! As far as we get the
nearest word for the sound made in the song/poem, we're good to go. No be so?
Which can u remember? bring them on! I bet everyone had different versions of lyrics... LOL
~ "Hip, mother hip.. Mother hipopo..
Pio pio mother hipopo and tm tm mother hipopotamous..!!!..."
~ "Praise the lord, osingo osingo.... praise d Lord..."
~ "Jangilova epo motor..."
~ "Our faaather! look at in heaven, adaobi thy name!!!..."
~ "Twinkle twinkle little star, uuuur urur ur yoh yoh
hmm yoh little ..
Like ur father in the pot..."
~ "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ELEMENO PEE..."
~ "Arise o com pa shon, Nigeria skol obe..."
~ "Two black birds sitting on the wall... Nwannem Peter nwannem paul..."
~ "Sandalili sandalili..."
~ "Ringa ringa rosy a .....(incoherent balbbings) i tish you i tish you
we all fall down"
~ "O when they say, o marching in, O when they say o marching in. O Lord, my God I want to be in d number, O when they say O marching in..."
~ "tusa tusa our march, one nature band in freedom, peace and unity"
~ "Whereva u go...gogogongo!
Whereva uv bn...sisieko!
Do not say yess when u mean to say no...baba ibadan!..."
Which can u remember? bring them on! I bet everyone had different versions of lyrics... LOL
~ "Hip, mother hip.. Mother hipopo..
Pio pio mother hipopo and tm tm mother hipopotamous..!!!..."
~ "Praise the lord, osingo osingo.... praise d Lord..."
~ "Jangilova epo motor..."
~ "Our faaather! look at in heaven, adaobi thy name!!!..."
~ "Twinkle twinkle little star, uuuur urur ur yoh yoh
hmm yoh little ..
Like ur father in the pot..."
~ "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ELEMENO PEE..."
~ "Arise o com pa shon, Nigeria skol obe..."
~ "Two black birds sitting on the wall... Nwannem Peter nwannem paul..."
~ "Sandalili sandalili..."
~ "Ringa ringa rosy a .....(incoherent balbbings) i tish you i tish you
we all fall down"
~ "O when they say, o marching in, O when they say o marching in. O Lord, my God I want to be in d number, O when they say O marching in..."
~ "tusa tusa our march, one nature band in freedom, peace and unity"
~ "Whereva u go...gogogongo!
Whereva uv bn...sisieko!
Do not say yess when u mean to say no...baba ibadan!..."
Feb 15, 2013
Feb 6, 2013
MEET REBECCA, PROSTITUTE WHO HAS SLEPT WITH 900 MEN
If your man is not asking you for s*x anymore, it means he’s seeking it elsewhere. He’s not going to accept being in a marriage without s*x.
‘I’m sure there are women who know that their man has been cheating but are happy because they don’t want to have s*x with him anymore.
‘I’m sure there are women who know that their man has been cheating but are happy because they don’t want to have s*x with him anymore.
‘They are probably relieved that he’s not hassling them and just decide to turn a blind eye. Everyone always hates the escorts but you have to remember there are women are probably quite thankful that they’re around.’
Valentine’s Day evokes mixed emotions for Rebecca, reminding her of the nine years she worked as an escort and of the men who will cheat on their wives this February 14, many of them with paid companions.
These days, Rebecca works as an author, dating coach and infidelity expert – something she feels she has a unique perspective on.
She says it is her duty to educate both men and women about the reasons married men seek out the company of escorts.
‘About 60 per cent of the men I saw while I was escorting were married or had girlfriends,’ says Rebecca.
‘Men cheat for different reasons. Some may be genuinely lacking intimacy at home but others just get off on the danger element of wondering whether they’ll get caught.’
Valentine’s Day can be a busy time for escorts.
On one occasion, Rebecca spent the afternoon in a Newcastle hotel with a client. When they had finished having s*x, he called down to reception asking for champagne and a change of sheets as his wife was arriving half an hour later for a romantic Valentine’s evening with her husband.
Rebecca says she doesn’t know why prostitutes always get the blame. ‘It’s the responsibility of the person in the relationship to be faithful,’ she says
‘I was so angry,’ says Rebecca. ‘I think clients sometimes forgot that my loyalties lie with women.
‘I don’t know why we always get the blame in these situations – it’s the responsibility of the person in the relationship to be faithful.
‘Even if the hottest woman in the world comes on to your boyfriend, he should be strong enough to withstand it and, if he’s not, she’s done you a favour.’
Rebecca remembers another occasion on which she spent the night in London with a married client who had told his wife he was watching a football match in Manchester.
‘In the morning he was he in bed reading the paper, catching up on the football results and memorising who had scored goals and what had happened during the match. Later that day, his wife called and I heard him telling her about the match – even what the weather had been like.’
Despite such experiences, Rebecca enjoyed her work from the moment she began escorting aged 25. After failing at college, struggling through a string of dead end jobs, and without any capital or training behind her, Rebecca decided that this was her only chance of making good money.
The daughter of a navy navigator and a school teacher, Rebecca had an auspicious start in life, attending a convent school in Derbyshire and embarking on a fashion degree.
However, after dropping out of university without finishing her course, Rebecca found herself in a cycle of boring, low paid jobs. By this time, she had already worked as a glamour model and a dancer so, for her, becoming an escort was the next step.
Since she was living at home at the time, Rebecca was honest with her parents about what she was planning to do.
‘My parents had despaired of me,’ she says.
‘I’d always been a rebellious child and at this point they just didn’t know what to do with me. It would have been different if I was 18, but because I was 25 I think they realised I was an adult and they just wanted to let me make my own mistakes.
‘It was not the job my mum would have chosen for me but once she saw I was going to really nice restaurants and hotels and meeting people like bankers and solicitors, I think she became marginally more comfortable with it.’
Rebecca’s mum dropped her at the bus stop the day she went to see her first client, an accountant in Liverpool. While she barely had the money for a bus fare on the way to her date, on the way back Rebecca was £1,400 richer.
‘I remember getting the train back and just counting all these notes,’ she says. ‘After working for as little as £100 a week in my previous job as a travel agent, I couldn’t believe I’d just made so much money.’
Rebecca didn’t look back and within three months of setting up her own business, she had a mortgage and was buying her own flat.
‘The guy in the bank gave me a mortgage straight away when he heard I was an escort,’ she says. ‘He told me they never had any problem with girls in my profession.’
Because she chose always to work for herself rather than for an agency, Rebecca would spend the days looking for new clients, doing admin and organising her own advertising.
As she was highly selective about who she would see, Rebecca never spent time with more than 4 men a week and sometimes went for a month without a booking if she didn’t feel comfortable about any of the potential clients who would get in touch.
When she did work, the rewards were great. Specialising in overnight stays, Rebecca frequently found herself whisked abroad, spending time with men in Hong Kong, Dubai, Italy, Paris and Switzerland. She saw some clients regularly and developed close relationships with them.
‘My favourite was a guy in his 70s,’ she says.
‘He was married but his wife didn’t want to sleep in the same bed as him anymore because he snored! He owned a factory and was loaded – he would spend thousands of pounds on jewellery and clothes for me. I liked him because he was a lovely guy though, very respectful with a dry sense of humour. We didn’t even really have s*x – it was more about the companionship.’
Although the money was good and Rebecca admits to getting a buzz from dressing up and walking into swanky hotels to meet her clients, eventually she decided enough was enough.
‘I want to have kids and settle down and I didn’t want to be working as an escort while I did that,’ she says. ‘I wanted to prove to myself that I could do something else and was capable of earning money in another way.’
Rebecca says that men cheat for myriad reasons. ‘Some guys are just cheats,’ she says.
‘Some are not confident about communicating with their other half. They think that if they tell her they want more s*x, she’ll be upset.
‘Some don’t want to leave, as they love their wife, but they need more intimacy. By seeing an escort, they’re just trying to find a way to stay with the woman they love.’
Although Rebecca does not condone cheating, in some instances she thinks it can be justified.
‘I want to challenge women’s point of view. I want women to read the stories in my book and think – I quite like this guy and understand where he’s coming from.’
One man who has anonymously contributed to Rebecca’s book is living with a wife who suffers from severe manic depression.
He doesn’t want to leave because he would have to take the children and his wife would be broken-hearted, but he still craves intimacy with a woman and has therefore decided to pay escorts for s*x and companionship.
‘You can’t help but feel for him,’ Rebecca says.
‘Cheating is not black and white. There are some circumstances where people don’t have any other options. My book will be really valuable insight into how men are thinking.’
It has now been three years since Rebecca worked as an escort and, although she sometimes misses the quick cash, her life has moved on. At the same time as writing her book on infidelity, she is putting together a book of s*x tips, working as a media ‘sexpert’ and running a dating coach service, charging men for Skype sessions in which she guides them through the minefields of flirting, dating and relationships using her training as an NLP Master Practitioner.
‘Some women have a problem with me giving this advice because of the job I used to do but I’ve dated around 900 men and my knowledge comes from experience,’ says Rebecca. ‘I know what I’m doing is of value – I just want to help people stay in relationships.’
Feb 2, 2013
$610,000 PRIZE TURNED OUT TO BE $67: MISTAKEN LOTTO 'WINNER' LIVED RICH WHILE IT LASTED - RICH: IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED
Call it a demonstration of the perverse power of money.
Bill Helko, a maintenance mechanic from Arcadia, bought five chances at the big $15.5-million Lotto prize last weekend. Late Saturday night, he called the Lotto information number. The recording seemed to be telling him that one of his tickets, on which Helko picked four of the six winning numbers, was worth $610,000.
Actually, Helko realized later, that's not what the recording said at all. The $610,000 was the prize pool for \o7 all\f7 of the winners in the 4-of-6 category. There were, it turned out, 9,096 other winners to share the amount.
"In the heat of the situation, no one paid attention to the word 'pool,' " said Helko, sitting in his living room later last week, chastened and amused at himself.
A tall man with a bushy mustache, the good-natured Helko, 38, wore a T-shirt with the word "MINE" in block letters repeated down his chest in diminishing sizes, like a fading echo.
Lesson in Human Nature
What happened in the five days after Helko and his family leapt to the conclusion that they were half-millionaires amounted to a bittersweet lesson in human nature, Helko says now. "People change when a substantial amount of money comes into their presence," he has concluded.
Late as it was that Saturday, Helko and his wife, Glenda, decided to share the good news with friends and relatives. They called their parents, some relatives back in Michigan, co-workers and Helko's boss at Xerox Medical Systems in Pasadena.
"I had the audacity to call him up at a quarter to midnight Saturday night and tell him I wouldn't be in on Monday because I just won $600,000," said Helko.
Planned Dream Home
There followed a sleepless night. Helko paced the floor, planning a dream home--"a monster bedroom, a bathroom with a Jacuzzi, an indoor-outdoor swimming pool"--and a bar-restaurant called "Loco Bill's." His 12-year-old son, Jim, was going to get a gold-plated skateboard, and his 9-year-old daughter, Rachel, a roomful of Cabbage Patch dolls. Both would go to college. And there would be a new car for Glenda.
At noon on Sunday, the Helkos marched down to the convenience store where they had bought their Lotto ticket. Glenda saw the 4-of-6 prize posted on a board: a measly $67 per winner. But Bill walked to the window and plunked his winning ticket down before he realized his mistake.
The Helkos had been rich for a total of 14 hours.
"Well, that's not bad for a $5 investment," shrugged Glenda, the practical member of the family. Bill laughed.
However, word about Helko's "good luck" had already spread to long-lost relatives around the country. And when he returned to his job at the research facility last Tuesday, Helko discovered that he had a new, magical status among his co-workers.
"My name was no longer Bill, it was 'Lucky,' " he said. "Ladies would come up to me and wanted to rub my hands."
Helko didn't have the heart to reveal the truth. "It (the saga of Lucky Helko) just grew and grew and grew," he said.
The mythical prize seemed to sit there invitingly, like the pot of money on a television quiz show. It looked so good that some of his friends could almost taste it.
'I noticed a new pattern," Helko said. "People started to change their outlook."
There was, in some cases, a subtle progression from congratulatory back- slapping to hungry circling.
"One friend wanted me to buy him a washer-dryer set," Helko said. "Another suddenly had this dire need for $20,000. It was 'God, Bill, I'm glad to hear it.' And then, 'Hey, I need $20,000. Right now.' " By mid-week, total strangers were calling him with sob stories, and neighbors were
trying to sell him things.
Co-workers thrust into Helko's hands the business cards of relatives who were investment counselors. One acquaintance even offered a drug deal. "He said he could take $100,000 and build it into $1 million in 30 days," Helko said.
Some people seemed angry. "There were people who used to talk to me in the hall, saying, 'How you doin', Bill?"' Helko said. "All of a sudden they wouldn't even talk to me. They were really mad."
Others Genuinely Happy
But others seemed genuinely happy at Helko's good fortune. A senior vice president at the company counseled him about taxes. His boss, Charles Fantom, national facilities manager for Xerox Medical System, congratulated him. "He told me there wasn't a person more deserving of it than me," Helko said.
"There were really all kinds of reactions," he said.
By Wednesday morning, a harsher reality caught up with Helko. On his way to work, the family car, a 1964 Thunderbird, threw a rod. It was beyond repair. The $67 had been spent on groceries, and the Helkos will probably have a bill at least that big for all the long- distance phone calls they made.
Posted Apology
On Thursday, Helko posted an apology on the company bulletin board, saying the story of his good luck had been "blown out of proportion." By then, co-workers had begun to suspect that the story was not true.
"I had read that there were two second-place winners who won over $600,000, and both of them were from the San Fernando Valley," said Fantom, Helko's boss.
Helko, rubbing his sore feet after the six-mile trek home from Pasadena when his car broke down, was philosophical. "We couldn't have had this much fun if we took the $67 and went to Disneyland," he said.
And there is, after all, this week's Lotto drawing to look forward to. Helko already has his $5 worth of tickets.
Feb 1, 2013
BULL IN SLAUGHTERHOUSE BEGS FOR ITS LIFE
Animals have feelings too. This is what this next story is telling us — if proven real.
A bull in Hong Kong was reported to cry and somewhat beg for his life.
A bull in Hong Kong was reported to cry and somewhat beg for his life.
Workers in a slaughterhouse were surprised when the bull suddenly knelt and cried before it was ushered into the slaughterhouse.
Shiu, one of the workers, said that he trembled when he saw the bull’s teary eyes.
They continued trying to pull the bull inside, but failed. The crying bull just would not budge!
The workers were moved and decided to gather funds to purchase the bull and give it to monks, who would take care of it.
According to the slaughterhouse workers, when they decided not to kill the bull, the creature stood up and followed them.
Hmm! What do you guys think?
101-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER ‘COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD’
Mourners at a house in China were left shocked after a 101-year-old woman they thought was dead sat up just before she was due to be put into a coffin and spoke to them.
Peng Xiuhua surprised her friends and family when she awoke in Lianjiang, Guangdong province, and asked why her house was so crowded.
She had been declared dead after her two daughters found her lifeless body following a fall in her residence.
The two women in their 70s had bathed their mother and an undertaker had dressed her in preparation for her funeral.
But the memorial was not to take place after the grandmother sat up, just as she was being lowered into a casket.
Peng said: ‘I am a lucky woman.
‘Not only did I get to see how many people care for me, but I also woke up before they took me to the crematorium.’
Lucky indeed.
Jan 25, 2013
GARY THE GOAT WALKS FREE FROM COURT AFTER BEATING FLOWER-EATING RAP
A flower-eating goat named Gary has been cleared of vandalism after an Australian judge dismissed the case at a court in Sydney.
His owner Jim Dezarnaulds had been ordered to pay a 440 Australian dollar (£290) fine after Gary was spotted snacking on a flower bed outside the city’s Museum of Contemporary Art.
The case was dismissed however, after a judge ruled that neither Gary nor his owner could be held accountable for the crime.
Magistrate Carolyn Barkell said there was no evidence that Gary, who had his own lawyer, had been brought there to intentionally eat the flowers.
‘This is actually an abuse of the laws of nature, I mean it was a goat eating grass,’ Mr Dezarnaulds said after the verdict was announced.
‘I’m a comedian, I can come up with jokes, but it’s pretty hard to compete with cops coming up with this stuff.
‘It’s obviously a joke, but the fact that we’re here it’s gone a bit beyond a joke.’
Gary, who was not required to give evidence, did not comment on the verdict upon leaving court.
Mr Dezarnaulds added: ‘Gary taught the cops a valuable lesson and that’s don’t bite off more than you can chew.’
Gary became an internet star after news of his plight went viral, with his official Facebook page racking up over 10,000 likes.
MORE THAN 15,000 CROCODILES ESCAPE FROM SOUTH AFRICA REPTILE FARM
More than 15,000 crocodiles have escaped from a reptile farm in South Africa amid heavy flooding.
The runaway crocs are on the loose in and around one of the African country’s biggest rivers following a prolonged period of extreme wet weather conditions.
The runaway crocs are on the loose in and around one of the African country’s biggest rivers following a prolonged period of extreme wet weather conditions.
Rakwena Crocodile Farm was forced to open its gates over fears rushing flood water would crush the crocodiles.
‘There used to be only a few crocodiles in the Limpopo River. Now there are a lot,’ explained Zane Langman, a son-in-law of the farm’s owner.
‘I heard there were crocodiles in Musina [about 120km away] on the school’s rugby field.
‘When we reached them, the crocodiles were swimming around them. Praise the Lord, they were all alive.’
More than half of the reptiles have been recaptured following the floods which have led to the evacuation of thousands of residents in Mozambique and South Africa .
Jan 22, 2013
CBJ FLAUNT YOUR TALENT (TALENT HUNT)
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| Central Bank of Jokes |
PREAMBLE
Inspired by the spirit of jokes and the archetypical feat of comedy shows in Nigeria, this year the Central Bank of Jokes (CBJ) will be anchoring many ceremonies, including weddings, and events in general. To this end, we want to hunt for stand-up comedy talents to join our team immediately.
Titled CBJ FLAUNT YOUR TALENT the exercise is intended to serve as a channel through which the best stand-up comedy talents will be hired to work with the CBJ Team.
PURPOSE: To create opportunities for people with stand-up comedy talents
DESCRIPTION/INSTRUCTIONS
CBJ Flaunt Your Talent is a non-discriminatory means of scouting for the best stand-up comedians to join the CBJ Team. Intending contestants will be required to follow these steps orderly:
1) Pay application fee of N2,500 to:
Account Name: BRAINSTED GLOBAL RESOURCES LTD
Account Number: 0015130962
Bank Name: Ecobank Plc, GRA Ogudu Branch, Ojota, Lagos State
2) Register on YouTube if you don’t have an account there already, and upload your five-minute amateur joke there. Your video does not have to be a professional video. You can even use your mobile phones or any other handheld device or your webcam to do the recording. All we want to see is your 'swag', which is very easy to do!
3) Visit https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?fromEmail=true&formkey=dERJQ2pHVkp1RUR1VUx6OU5BYndLNlE6MQ to register for the competition by providing the link to your five-minute jokes on YouTube. Make sure that the name you have on the payment teller is the same as the one you fill on the form. Indicate your TELLER NUMBER clearly on the form (there is a column for this on the form).
4) Wait for email response from CBJ within 21 working days.
NOTE: Ensure that you make payment to the bank before applying for the contest otherwise your application will not be treated.
PROPOSED TIME-TABLE
1) Registration starts immediately and ends on February 28, 2013.
2) Auditioning will start immediately and end March 30, 2013 — this will be on 'first come, first served' basis.
AUDITIONING DYNAMICS & DETAILS
CBJ Flaunt Your Talent allows participation from any part of the country. We believe many people can participate in this hunt through their handheld devices, mobile phones or other Internet enabled platforms.
The following prizes are available for the winners:
First Prize — N100,000 Cash and an opportunity to join CBJ Stand-up Comedians Team
Second Prize — N50,000 Cash and an opportunity to join CBJ Stand-up Comedians Team
Third Prize — N25,000 Cash and an opportunity to join CBJ Stand-up Comedians Team
This is an attempt to take the industry to the next level. We desire to be able to add new talents to the industry. The winners of the hunt will become CBJ Stand-up Comedians who will be anchoring various events, wedding ceremonies, end of the parties, birthday event, across the country on behalf of the CBJ Team.
REGISTRATION LINK:
Visit https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?fromEmail=true&formkey=dERJQ2pHVkp1RUR1VUx6OU5BYndLNlE6MQ
For more information, call:
CBJ Gov: +1 940 337 8623
CBT Team Manager: +234 702 613 3797
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CBJ TWITTER HANDLE: @CenBankofJokes
CBJ BLOG: http://centralbankofjokes.blogspot.com/
Jan 18, 2013
2,452 PARTY FOULS EARNS MAN SPOT IN THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS
Scottsdale, AZ — In one evening last November a Scottsdale man committed so many party fouls that it earned him a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records. The party where this feat occurred was at the Lancaster mansion party in Scottsdale, Arizona. It is a party which is thrown yearly for the elite of the elite in the area, and every year 34-year-old Paul Horner is invited for some reason.
“I don’t know why we keep inviting Mr. Horner back to our parties every year. We realize we’re just asking for trouble, but the guests seem to love him and he keeps them extremely entertained,” said 54-year-old Winston Lancaster III, who is the owner of the mansion where this exclusive party is held every year.
Paul Horner seen here committed enough party fouls last November to earn him a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Elizabeth Lancaster told reporters that guests are forewarned of Horner’s attendance at the party. “Every year we warn people that Horner will be attending and of his previous actions,” Lancaster said. “What can I say, he’s a big hit. People love his antics. Some people just follow him around all night to see what crazy shenanigans he’ll do next.”
Jan 16, 2013
CBJ AMEBO: MAN MARRIES MOTHER-IN-LAW AFTER DEATH OF WIFE
A
man and his mother-in-law defied all social norms and got married two years
after the death of the late’s wife, Metro News report
Judah Magarasadza’s wife Rozie
Gopoza died in 2008 and two months later
his mother-in-law Felistus Gopoza came to his life.
The two loved each other until
they were wedded in 2010.On a sad note ,both the families of these norm and
religious law breakers refused to attend their reception.
From 2010 to December last
year, the two were living as husband and wife. In 2010 ,the man died but
the woman was barred from the from the funeral by her husband’s relatives who
vehemently told her that they did not recognise her relationship with their
son.
“She was thrown out. Anyway who would blame them? They were very right in doing so. What kind of a relationship is that,” blasted the source.
“She was thrown out. Anyway who would blame them? They were very right in doing so. What kind of a relationship is that,” blasted the source.
CBJ AMEBO: SEVENTY SIX (76)-YEAR-OLD GRANDMA FINISHED MARATHON RACE IN 1:45:56 BREAKING WORLD RECORD (PHOTOS)
A 76-year-old woman ran a 1:45:56 half-marathon last weekend at the Walt Disney World Half-Marathon, breaking the previous age group world record for women between the ages of 75-79.
Libby James, 76, of Fort Collins, Colorado, blew away the previous record of 1:55:19 set in 2009 by Ginette Benard.
Other records at the Disney half included a course record by the top male finisher. Mike Morgan, 32, of Rochester Hills, Michigan finished the half in 1:05:26, beating the previous course record of 1:05:35 set by Tim Young in 2011. The top female finisher, Melissa Johnson-White, 30, of Shelby Township, Michigan, did not set a course record but had a comfortable three minute lead ahead of the second place finisher, finishing at 1:14:56. Both Morgan and White run for the Hanson-Brooks team.
Adriano Bastos, 34, of Sao Paulo, Brazil, took his eighth Walt Disney World Marathon win, finishing in 2:21:16. He reclaimed his title after Fredison Costa, 35, of Piedade, Brazil, who came in second at 2:21:32, won the past two years. Renee High, 31, of Virginia Beach, Virginia, placed first for the second consecutive year, finishing at 2:48:30.
The Walt Disney World Marathon weekend also brought some well-known running celebrities to Orlando including Olympian Desiree Davila, Bill Rodgers, Joan Benoit Samuelson, Dick Beardsley, Jeff Galloway, Frank Shorter, and Runner’s World’s own Chief Running Officer, Bart Yasso.
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CBJ TEAM MEMBERS PROFILES
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| TREEZY |
TREEZY...
TREEZY is a student in one of the best universities in Nigeria. He's an upcoming hip hop artiste and a fun lover.
He has the following to his credit:
~ TREEZY PARTY
http://downloads.skenpomobile.tk/?get-file=2189
~ TREEZY GENESIS
http://downloads.skenpomobile.tk/?get-file=2266
~ THIS GIRL
http://downloads.skenpomobile.tk/?get-file=2273
~ NO LELE (UNAAB VERSION) by TREEZY
http://downloads.skenpomobile.tk/?get-file=2172
~ This JINGLE was done for DJ EMMZZY. You could download it & make it ur message tone alert
http://downloads.skenpomobile.tk/?get-file=2272
~ Here's also a theme by TREEZY for all NOKIA java fones. . .
http://downloads.skenpomobile.tk/?get-file=2264
His passion for fun and happy moments brought him to join CBJ.
He's a CBJ key Member.
RIJIDITY JOHN
A smooth and loving joker indeed, Rijidity, actually called Richard John, is a graduate of Architecture from the Federal University of Technology Yola. As a student for four consecutive years, he was the President of Club Sophistical, a club known for organizing classical events, including live show jokes, artiste performance, etc.
TREEZY is a student in one of the best universities in Nigeria. He's an upcoming hip hop artiste and a fun lover.
He has the following to his credit:
~ TREEZY PARTY
http://downloads.skenpomobile.tk/?get-file=2189
~ TREEZY GENESIS
http://downloads.skenpomobile.tk/?get-file=2266
~ THIS GIRL
http://downloads.skenpomobile.tk/?get-file=2273
~ NO LELE (UNAAB VERSION) by TREEZY
http://downloads.skenpomobile.tk/?get-file=2172
~ This JINGLE was done for DJ EMMZZY. You could download it & make it ur message tone alert
http://downloads.skenpomobile.tk/?get-file=2272
~ Here's also a theme by TREEZY for all NOKIA java fones. . .
http://downloads.skenpomobile.tk/?get-file=2264
His passion for fun and happy moments brought him to join CBJ.
He's a CBJ key Member.
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| RIJIDITY |
A smooth and loving joker indeed, Rijidity, actually called Richard John, is a graduate of Architecture from the Federal University of Technology Yola. As a student for four consecutive years, he was the President of Club Sophistical, a club known for organizing classical events, including live show jokes, artiste performance, etc.
Rijidity has worked with the Nigeria Air Force and Schlumberger respectively, where he's known to be naturally funny. He's currently into private practice, mostly doing 3-D consulting services for top construction companies around the country.
A lover of music and movies, Richard has a dream of chilling in Hawaii, Honolulu and passing through Las Vegas.
He's a CBJ key Member.
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| PRAIZ |
Also known as Praiz, Adesoye Praise Tola is just a gentle guy, lover of smiles who always want to infect people's faces with his contagious smiles! He was born on 26th Sept 19...., and graduate of Computer Science from University of Ilorin.
Praiz currently serves as a lecturer at the Federal Polytechnic in Ede, Osun State! He is also into IT with certification in PC Hardware and Software and Networking. He loves singing, watching football, music and traveling.
He's a CBJ key Member.
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| MARY COLE-ABOYADE |
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| OLUSEGUN ISELAIYE |
Ardent lover of jokes, jokes and jokes, Olusegun studied Human Anatomy at University of Ilorin and University of Lagos. While in school he got the departmental award of Funniest Guy. He was also christened the Funniest Guy among his colleagues while undergoing training as a graduate trainee in one of the best banks in Nigeria, where he ascended to the level of Relationship Manager until he decided to pursue career change. Simply put, his unusual sense of humor is inborn! Before he joined banking sector, he worked briefly in the oil sector.
He is currently into IT consulting (Systems, Applications and Products, SAP) and a fine writer and editor with various media and publishing companies, including Sonya Publishing Corporation in USA, Publishing World Incorporation in Canada, and Golden Pen Publishing in the UK.
Olusegun likes to travel a lot, both spiritually and physically. He has been to many countries in his dreams.
He is the CBJ Team Manager.
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| VICKY |
AHMED HADIZAT VICKY
Ahmed Hadizat Vicky is a pretty damsel whom you can simply call Vicky. She has a killing smile and laughs a lot, and that is why Akpors wouldn't let her rest with phones, letters and sms!
Vicky is a fun lover and doesn't give room to dull moments. Currently resident in Georgia, Eastern Europe, she holds professional certification in IT.
Her passion for jokes and making people laugh catapulted her to CBJ.
She's the Deputy Governor of CBJ.
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| ADEYEMI JULIUS OLUWASEUN |
ADEYEMI JULIUS OLUWASEUN
Adeyemi Julius Oluwaseun adopted his nickname 'Crownfit' in his Secondary School days which is just an English version of his surname.
He holds a Bachelors degree in Computer Science from the University of Ilorin and currently running his Masters degree in Computer Science at Midwestern State University, Wichita Falls, TX, U.S.A.
Oluwaseun is a certified Web Programmer and Developer, fun to be with, humble lover of sweet smiles and hater of boredom.
His favourite hobbies include: surfing, playing table tennis, playing scrabble and ...yes doing "ofofo" or "amebo" (on CBJ).
He's the Governor of CBJ.
Jan 15, 2013
QUAD'S MY NUMBER? MUM SHAVES IDENTICAL SONS’ HAIR SO TEACHERS CAN TELL THEM APART
The mother of the identical quadruplet boys shaved numbers into their hair to help teachers and classmates tell them apart
THESE cute quads have been given a head start on their classmates.
The mother of the identical quadruplet boys shaved numbers into their hair to help teachers and classmates tell them apart.
Mum Tan Chaoyun, of Shenzen in China’s Guangdong Province, shaved the six-year-olds’ heads with the numbers one to four.
She took the drastic step before they started elementary school because she was worried the boys would get mixed up.
“My sons are identical, even to me,” said Tan who reckons the only difference between them is the shape of their eyelids.
“I could only tell the difference between them by having different ankle tags on them before they turned 18 months old.
“Even now, their father can’t tell which one is which.
"Sometimes he punishes the second one for something the third one has done.”
NEW FDA APPROVED DRUG ALLOWS YOU TO TASTE, SMELL AND HEAR COLORS
Santa Barbara, CA — Ttokkyo Laboratories is proud to announce FDA approval of their new wonder drug DeemtyTM. DeemtyTM was created for individuals that feel boredom or lack of excitement in their lives. The drug allows users to taste, smell and hear colors keeping life always fresh and interesting.
New FDA approved drug called Deemty
Paul Horner, CEO and Managing Director of Ttokkyo Laboratories, says the drug will change the way society lives. “No longer will people have boredom in their lives. That person working 40 hours a week behind a computer screen in a tiny cubicle will now enjoy coming to work. People without many friends, will now have colors to keep them entertained. It’s a wonderful thing.”
“DeemtyTM is amazing,” said 45-year-old Aaron Johnson. “I used to get so bored at work, every day was the same old routine, but not anymore. Now I spend all day having long conversations with different colors. The colors have so many interesting things to say plus they are great listeners. I talk to them while I’m driving, at home, or doing any mundane task, I just love it.” Johnson continued, “It has made my job as an elementary school bus driver a lot more fun that’s for sure.”
Chelsea Ellison from Payson, Arizona said she was bored with her life until she started using DeemtyTM. “I was bored of my job, where I live, my art, the same people I see at all the same places, bored of everything including myself. But all that changed with DeemtyTM,” says Ellison. “Now everything is like I’m in a movie, it’s so exciting. Colors like yellow and blue are always telling me jokes and making me laugh. Though the color black always tries to steal my stuff but other than that I love DeemtyTM. It’s completely changed my life for the better.”
Side effects of DeemtyTM range from mild to severe headaches. Serious allergic reactions can occur that include swelling of the face, lips, tongue, and/or throat. Other common side effects include but are not limited to decreased levels of potassium, dizziness, excessive bleeding (sometimes fatal), facial flushing, fainting, heart attack, high blood pressure, stroke, blood clots, dizziness, seizures, speech disorder, abdominal pain, difficulty breathing or swallowing, constipation, diarrhea, dry mouth, intestinal bleeding, nausea, rectal bleeding, stomach bleeding, vomiting, kidney failure, hepatitis, liver damage, sore throat, flu-like symptoms, anxiety, confusion, depression, hallucinations, irritable, thoughts of suicide, back pain, leg cramps, anemia, muscle pain, swelling of legs and feet,weakness, hair loss, frequent urination, loss of appetite, urinary tract infection, weight loss, bone pain, breast pain, chest pain, heartburn, joint pain, painful menstruation, blindness, blurred vision, ringing in the ears, tingling sensation, itching, severe skin reactions and sweating. Contact your doctor today to see if DeemtyTM is right for you.
Ttokkyo Laboratories has been in business since 1999. They are most well known for their anti-growing animal drug AdoraberilTM.
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