GBEGE!!!

Mr Akpors was starved of sex because his wife had put 2 birth through CS.

One day, the wife said,

"my Love, I know how u must be feeling because of my condition; abeg take this N2000 and look for someone and satisfy urself"

Mr Akpors (not hesitating one bit)  collected the money and left, but returned after 30 mins.

The wife said,

"Hia! So soon?"

Mr Akpors answered,

"I no go far, I just enter this our neighbour house!"

And the wife asked,

"I hope say she no collect money?"

Mr Akpors said,

"she collected o"

The wife exclaimed,

"Abi she dey craze? Abeg hold this pickin for me, make I go meet am; d time wey she born pickin new, I help her husband free."

LOBATAN!

Mr Akpors is still recovering from coma.