Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend -Akpors that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, Akpors is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps Akpors for about an hour.
He tells him everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks Akpors how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
Akpors insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, Akpors shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
Akpors goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
Akpors quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and Akpors is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from Akpors who's now sweating profusely.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to him,
"I had no idea you were this religious."
Akpors turns, and whispers back,
"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
LOBATAN!
TIE BA!
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