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Three friends Akpors, Rukewe and Ogaga decided to go for a picnic.
Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches.
Ogaga carried the basket and they set out for the park 10km away.
It took them 2 hours to get there.
When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches.
After checking around, Ogaga found out that Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener.
They then begged Akpors to make the 4 hour trip to and fro for the opener.
He disagreed. "You'll finish the sandwiches before I return," Akpors protested.
"No we won't", assured Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from them, Akpors reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors.
They decided to wait for another 3 hours.
Still no sign of Akpors.
Ogaga and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors for more than 8 hours were by now very hungry so they decided to
take one sandwich each.
As they were about to eat, Akpors pops out from behind a rock screaming:
"I KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN"!!!
Ogaga carried the basket and they set out for the park 10km away.
It took them 2 hours to get there.
When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches.
After checking around, Ogaga found out that Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener.
They then begged Akpors to make the 4 hour trip to and fro for the opener.
He disagreed. "You'll finish the sandwiches before I return," Akpors protested.
"No we won't", assured Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from them, Akpors reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors.
They decided to wait for another 3 hours.
Still no sign of Akpors.
Ogaga and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors for more than 8 hours were by now very hungry so they decided to
take one sandwich each.
As they were about to eat, Akpors pops out from behind a rock screaming:
"I KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN"!!!
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