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Last week Rukewe called from London to know how they're doing...
RUKEWE: Akpors how una dey now, how kelly?
AKPORS: Kelly done die.
RUKEWE (after a pause): Akpors u for use small small reveal dis kin bad news na. U for jus say d cat fall inside well but neighbors de try comot am. Den when I call again, u go say e break neck small but vet doctor dey try revive am. Den when i call again, u go say dem try their best but dem no fit save am. Na so dem dey reveal bad news in a mature way. u hear me?
AKPORS: Yes bros.
RUKEWE: Ok. how mama na?
AKPORS: Bros. mama sef fall inside well o, but neighbors dey try comot am.
(Phone cuts)
Rukewe has been admitted in a private hospital in London after going into coma.
AKPORS: Kelly done die.
RUKEWE (after a pause): Akpors u for use small small reveal dis kin bad news na. U for jus say d cat fall inside well but neighbors de try comot am. Den when I call again, u go say e break neck small but vet doctor dey try revive am. Den when i call again, u go say dem try their best but dem no fit save am. Na so dem dey reveal bad news in a mature way. u hear me?
AKPORS: Yes bros.
RUKEWE: Ok. how mama na?
AKPORS: Bros. mama sef fall inside well o, but neighbors dey try comot am.
(Phone cuts)
Rukewe has been admitted in a private hospital in London after going into coma.
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