Did you know that:
1.
A hundred
years from now, Facebook will have no fewer than 500 million accounts of dead
people?
2.
If you
yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound
energy to heat up a pot of water to prepare gari or a cup of coffee?
3.
Thirty-five
per cent of the people using personal ads for dating are already married? Hmm,
awon ashewo gbogbo! (hmm, bunch of flirts!)
4.
A
cockroach will live up to nine days without its head, before it finally starves
to death, WHEREAS a man cannot live up to five minutes without his head? It means
cockroaches are stronger than men, especially YOU. Yes, I am talking to you,
the one reading this right now! Lol!
5.
Butterflies
taste with their feet but MAN cannot taste anything until he mixes his saliva with it? Again, butterflies are better tasters than man, especially YOU! Lol!
6.
A pregnant
goldfish is called a twit? Little wonder most pregnant ladies like to use gold
background for their Twitter walls. Lol!
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