Jan 14, 2013

CITIES MARK 12TH ‘NO PANTS SUBWAY RIDE’ DAY

Commuters in cities around the globe on Sunday, took part in the annual ‘No Pants on the Subway’ as passengers were undressed to impress in London, Berlin, Stockholm and many other cities.



And despite the threat of snow and bleak midwinter temperatures many hardy thrill seekers braved bracing conditions and took to the London Underground today to take part in the No Trousers Tube Ride 2013.
It was all part of the No Pants Subway Ride’s 13th annual celebration of riding the world’s underground without trousers, with commuters in London joining their counterparts from dozens of cities around the globe to venture out minus their breeches.
The No Pants event went global in 2008 with Adelaide in Australia joining eight American cities in taking part in the stunt.
Last year’s event saw tens of thousands of people daring to bare their underwear in 59 cities in 27 countries around the world.
In London alone more than 150 took part.

The hilarious craze started back in 2002 when a handful of New York pranksters decided to cause a stir on a Subway train.
One participant entered the train in just his underwear for seven consecutive stops and, if asked, were instructed to tell people that they ‘just forgot’ their trousers.
On the 8th stop, a final participant would enter the carriage selling trousers out of a duffle bag – much to the bemusement of other passengers.
The annual event steadily grew each year with more and more people choosing to take part.
But it nearly hit the buffers in 2006 when the stunt was halted by a New York policeman. Eight passengers were handcuffed in their underwear and taken into police custody.

A judge later threw out the case because it is not illegal to wear just your underwear on the Subway.
The No Pants Subway Ride is an annual event staged by Improv Everywhere every January in New York City.
The mission started as a small prank with seven guys and has grown into an international celebration of silliness, with dozens of cities around the world participating each year.
The idea behind No Pants is simple: Random passengers aboard a subway car at separate stops in the middle of winter without pants.
The participants do not behave as if they know each other, and they all wear winter coats, hats, scarves, and gloves.
The only unusual thing is their lack of pants.











Jan 13, 2013

BONEYARD BREWERY LAUNCHES BEER FOR DOGS



It appears the beer industry has gone to the dogs after one brewery decided to launch its very own hooch for pooches.
A beer for dogs has been launched

Bottles of Dawg Grog are being snapped up in the city of Bend in Oregon, where Boneyard Brewery creates its selection of bespoke beers.
Described as a ‘healthy, nutritional, liquid treat for your best friend’, the beer can be served on its own or poured over food.
There’s no alcohol in the doggie brew, which is packed full of vegetables and spices including ginger, cinnamon and honey.
The beverage is the brainchild of Boneyard Brewery taster Daniel Keeton, who says his own dog just can’t get enough of the stuff.
‘Two things that have become part of the Bend lifestyle are beer and dogs,’ Visit Bend CEO, Doug LaPlaca told KTVZ. ‘So to create something that would take advantage of the two we thought was a brilliant idea.
‘Initially, people have to look at the label twice,’ he added. ‘Then they ask us, “Is this really for dogs?”‘
In October last year, a Scottish brewery claimed to have created the world’s strongest beer, a 65 per cent beverage dubbed Armageddon.

NEW CRAZE IN LOUISIANA CALLED ‘WHIPPING’ AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH


DeQuincy, Louisiana — A new craze is sweeping parts of Louisiana as teenagers are participating in a unique fad known as ‘whipping’. ‘Whipping’ involves a male rubbing their penis on various objects and then taking a picture of his actions to show friends or posting the photo(s) online for others to see.

Seen here is an anonymous individual ‘whipping’ on a mailbox. ‘Whipping’ is a new trend in Louisiana which involves males rubbing their penises on various objects.
23-year-old Brandon Adams from DeQuincy told reporters the different types of ‘whipping’ that is being done in his town. “The better the ‘whipping’ the more points you score with friends,” Adams said. “Pulling down your pants and ‘whipping’ on a bar stool or something is pretty funny, but ‘whipping’ on a police car is epic. The more danger involved, makes for a better picture.”
Local resident 27-year-old Sarah Winters witnessed ‘whipping’ just days ago and told reporters that she is still traumatized from the event. “So I’m at this bar by my house with my friend Amber, drinking a few beers, just having a good time. Suddenly this group of 5 or 6 guys come in with their pants down and start running around the bar rubbing their dicks on everything. Before the owner had a chance to do anything, the group had left, but not before penis residue was all over everything,” Winters said. “They had to close the bar for two days and bring in a Hazmat Crew to clean up everything. I don’t think what those guys are doing is funny at all, it’s just disgusting.”
Sergeant Paul Horner of the DeQuincy Police Department said ‘whipping’ has become a big problem in the town. “The kids get drunk, they pull down their pants and start rubbing their dicks all over everything,” Horner said. “It’s not cool or hilarious like these guys think it is, it’s illegal. A first time offense for ‘whipping’ will usually get the individual a warning. Second and third offenses carry a minimum of a week to 30 days in jail. We’re done messing around with these types of shenanigans.”
Horner ended the press conference explaining what his plans are for the future of ‘whipping’ in DeQuincy. “Pranks like these have been around for years. It used to be innocent things like planking and things of that nature, but ‘whipping’ is just going too far. We are making it priority number one in our city to put an end to it once and for all.”
If you witness ‘whipping’ of any kind please call the Whipping Hotline at (785) 273-0325. As always you can remain anonymous.

Jan 12, 2013

'MR TEETH' FOUND PROTECTING MARIJUANA STASH


Mr Teeth was discovered in a home in Castro Valley, California Photo: AP



An alligator-like reptile named 'Mr Teeth' has been found protecting a stash of marijuana in California, in a scene reminiscent of Miami Vice.

When Alameda County Sheriff's deputies entered the Castro Valley home on Tuesday, they not only found 34 pounds of marijuana valued at an estimated $100,000 (£61,000), but also the 5-foot-long caiman inside a Plexiglas tank guarding it in a bedroom.
Caimans are usually found in the wetland regions of Central and South America. They are considered close relatives of alligators.
"We get guard dogs all the time when we search for grow houses and people stashing away all types of dope. But alligators? You just don't see that every day," Sgt. J.D. Nelson said.
The reptile's owner, Assif Mayar, was arrested on Tuesday and later charged with one count of possessing marijuana for sale. Mayar, 32, did not enter a plea during his arraignment in Alameda County Superior Court. He is being held in jail on $20,000 bail and is due back in court on Jan. 15.
He could also face citations from the California Fish and Game Commission, including possession of an exotic animal without a permit.


CBJ FUN FACTS



Did you know that:
1.       A hundred years from now, Facebook will have no fewer than 500 million accounts of dead people?


2.       If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up a pot of water to prepare gari or a cup of coffee?



3.       Thirty-five per cent of the people using personal ads for dating are already married? Hmm, awon ashewo gbogbo! (hmm, bunch of flirts!)


4.       A cockroach will live up to nine days without its head, before it finally starves to death, WHEREAS a man cannot live up to five minutes without his head? It means cockroaches are stronger than men, especially YOU. Yes, I am talking to you, the one reading this right now! Lol!



5.       Butterflies taste with their feet but MAN cannot taste anything until he mixes his saliva with it? Again, butterflies are better tasters than man, especially YOU! Lol!


6.       A pregnant goldfish is called a twit? Little wonder most pregnant ladies like to use gold background for their Twitter walls. Lol!


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400-POUND FLORIDA WOMAN ARRESTED FOR NUDITY! [PHOTO]


Fort Lauderdale police arrested 52 year old Patricia McCollum. 



The 400 pound woman was found sitting NAKED on a bus stop bench. She’s charged with exposure of sexual organs in public. She told a judge during her court appearance last week that she’s homeless and was only attempting to change her clothes. She explained, "That's why I was changing my clothes on the bus bench. I don't have anywhere else to stay but bus benches." Police have reportedly warned the woman about this type of behavior in the past. Here’s an idea! Take her to a mental hospital, she has some serious issues!


SNAKE CLINGS TO PLANE WING ON AUSTRALIAN FLIGHT


Would you go on a flight knowing there is snake aboard? Okay, some people just did. See the video below.

SYDNEY (AP) — This snake on a plane had a turbulent flight.
Stunned Qantas Airways passengers watched out their windows as a large python clung to a plane's wing during a two-hour flight from Australia's northeastern city of Cairns to Papua New Guinea.
The 3-meter (10-foot) python fought to stay on the wing, pulling itself forward only to be pushed back by the frigid wind.
Passenger Robert Weber videotaped the struggle and told Australia's Fairfax Media that the wind whipping the snake against the side of the plane left a bloody smear.
The python managed to hang on until the plane landed in Port Moresby, but a Qantas spokesman said the creature was dead on arrival.
It was reminiscent of the 2006 Hollywood thriller "Snakes on a Plane."


See the video here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Jh1bg7uVo

Jan 10, 2013

BEFORE THE "ERASER" WAS INVENTED, BREAD WAS USED TO REMOVE PENCIL MARKS

Before the eraser was invented, you could use a rolled up piece of white bread (crusts cut off) to remove pencil marks (some artists still use bread to lighten charcoal or pastel marks).
Edward Naime, an English engineer, is credited with the invention of the eraser (1770). The story goes that he picked up a piece of rubber rather than the usual wad of bread and discovered its properties. Naime began selling rubber erasers, the first practical application of the substance, which gets its name from its ability to rub out pencil marks.
Rubber, like bread, was perishable and would go bad over time. Charles Goodyear's invention of the process of vulcanization (1839) led to widespread use of rubber. Erasers became commonplace.
In 1858, Hymen Lipman received a patent for attaching erasers to the ends of pencils, though the patent was later invalidated since it combined two products rather than invented a new one.

Jan 9, 2013

CBJ AMEBO: WEDDING PREPARATION - ANNIE IDIBIA JETS TO NEW YORK

It was reported earlier that Nigerian Music icon 2face and his model wife Annie Idibia, are finally getting prepared for a white wedding which they promise to make as glamorous as possible next month, unlike the small secret wedding they had that united the couple.
Reports reaching us has it that Mrs Idibia is currently in New York where she has gone to shop forthis wedding. According to her friends, Annie is all out for this, and she is ready to do all it takes to make this a big one.

CBJ AMEBO: BRAZILIAN PROSTITUTES LEARNING ENGLISH AHEAD OF 2014 WORLD CUP

Prostitutes in one of Brazil's biggest cities are beginning to sign up for free English classes ahead of this year's Confederations Cup and the 2014 World Cup.


The president of the Association of Prostitutes of the city of Belo Horizonte says by telephone that 20 have already signed upfor the courses and she expects at least 300 of the group's 4,000 members to follow suit. The association is organizing the classes andseeking volunteer teachers.

Prostitution is legal in Brazil.
Belo Horizonte will host six World Cup matches and Vieira said Tuesday "it will be important for the girls will be able to use English to let their clients know what they are charging and learn about what turns them on."
AP

CBJ AMEBO: AND SHE DIED WITHOUT GETTING JUSTICE FOR HER SON


Mrs. ELEKIYA AYISAT GIWA, Mother Of Dele Giwa, Nigeria's Foremost Journalist Who Was Killed By A Parcel Bomb In 1986.

She Died Aged 87.

So sad... Naija, God is watching us in 3D.

May her gentle souls rest in peace.

Jan 8, 2013

CBJ AMEBO: WANTED - SOMEONE TO WASH THE QUEENS DISHES FOR £14K A YEAR


Successful applicant will be based at Buckingham Palace and accompany the royals on trips to ­Windsor, Sandringham, ­Balmoral and Holyroodhouse





The Queen is looking to hire someone to travel around her royal residences... to wash her dishes.
The successful applicant will be based at Buckingham Palace but must accompany the royals on trips to ­Windsor, Sandringham, ­Balmoral and Holyroodhouse.
The General Catering ­Assistant (Wash Up) – as it is formally described – will earn £14,200 a year for a 40-hour week, working mainly in the Royal Household’s staff restaurant but washing royal dishes too.
The job advert on the royal website reads: “You must be willing to work away from London for up to three months of the year.”
Candidates must be punctual, reliable and able to work as part of a team. ­Experience of a similar job is desirable.
The job, which includes ­accommodation, will be paid from the Civil List.

SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT NIGERIA


Here are some fun facts about Nigeria...


  1. Maiduguri girls have the longest hair in Nigeria?
  2. Fulani girls have the longest tongue
  3. A place is called Sabo in every state in Nigeria
  4. Osun state has the highest number of Yahoo Boys in the country
  5. Nigeria has the highest users of slangs in Africa, second to USA in the entire world
  6. Nigerian politicians tell the most lies in the world
  7. Na only in Nigeria u go see a poor man selling a book title how to make 5 million in 2 days.

Jan 1, 2013

EYE TEST


Dear CBJ Fans, 
We love you so much and want you to see properly in 2013. To this end, we decided to conduct this EYE TEST for you all...
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555S55555555
555555S555S5
555S55555555
55555S555S55
How many *S* can you see?

We also want to conduct ear and nose tests for y'all so we have hired Prof Akpors to carry out the tests for you. Prof Akpors is waiting for all of you at the National Stadium, Abuja. Prof Akpors will conduct free pregnancy test for the first lady to get there, free slapping test for the first guy to get there, free kidnapping test for the first politician to get there, and many more... 

What are you waiting for??? 

Happy New Year 2013!

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Dec 31, 2012

CBJ AMEBO: RAYMOND BELL, PASTOR OF THE COWBOY CHURCH OF VIRGINIA, CLAIMS STROKING HORSES CAN 'CURE' HOMOSEXUALITY


The idea that a gay person can be "cured" of his or her homosexuality is not a new one. For centuries doctors, therapists and religious figures have tried a wide variety of techniques -- from praying to surgery to exorcism -- to "convert" men and women "suffering" from same-sex attractions.
But we have to admit that the "reparative" therapy used by Raymond Bell, pastor of the Cowboy Church of Virginia, is one of the strangest we've come across.

According to Gay Star News, Bell claims that the use of Equine Assisted Psychotherapy, or sessions involving the stroking of horses, can aid in the "curing" of maladies and "addictions" like homosexuality.
"EAP can help any person who is living the homosexual lifestyle or involved in it in anyway," he told Gay Star News.
Though it isn't clear exactly how EAP works to rid a gay person of their "affliction,"Gay Star News notes that it can supposedly make gay men more masculine and that it is used to "identify how a person got 'involved' in homosexuality to begin with... for example, because of rape, abandonment, lacking a male role model, abuse and having low self-esteem."
Bell does not believe that homosexuality is genetic. Instead he claims, "Homosexuality is actually a type of addiction. It is not 'curable' as a disease because it is a 'choice driven' by the person."
"Conversion therapy" has become a hot topic in recent months as California became the first state to outlaw the practice on minors. Though a bill was passed by the California Legislature and was set to take effect on January 1 after being signed into law by Governor Jerry Brown in September, last week the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals issued an emergency order putting the law in limbo until it can hear full arguments on the issue.
Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/29/raymond-bell-cowboy-church-of-virginia-horses-gay_n_2381028.html

Dec 30, 2012

CBJ AMEBO: JAPANESE MAN, 115, NAMED WORLD'S OLDEST


KYOTANGO, Japan, Dec. 29 (UPI) -- A Japanese man pushing 116 years old was declared the world's oldest-living person this week, city officials in Kyoto Prefecture said Friday.



Jiroemon Kimura beat the previous Guinness World Record for male longevity by a single day Friday, when he turned 115 years, 252 days old.

Kimura, who spent most of his life as a mail carrier and farmer, was born in 1897 and has 14 children and 13 great-grandchildren, Japan's Kyodo news service said,

He was recently hospitalized and will remain in the hospital to ring in the New Year.

The previous record holder was Dina Manfredini if Iowa, who died Dec. 17 at age 115, two weeks after claiming the longevity record.

ALWAYS ASK GOD WHAT YOU WANT AND WAIT FOR HIM TO GIVE YOU MORE!!


Once a baby Girl went to a shop with her mother. The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed her a bottle with sweets...

And said, "Dear Child, you can take the sweets".
But the child didn't take. The shopkeeper was surprised Such a small child she is and why is she not taking the sweets from the bottle.

Again he said take the sweets. Now the mother also heard that and said, "Take the sweets dear".

Yet she didn't take it. The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets. He himself took the sweets and gave to the child. The child was happy to get two handsfull of sweets. While returning home the Mother asked the child Why didn't you take the sweets, when the shop keeper told you to take..?

Can you guess the response:
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Child replies Mom! My hands are very small and if I take the sweets I can only take few.. But now you see when uncle gave with his big hands, How many more sweets I got!

MORAL LESSON:
When we take we may get little but when Our Father in Heaven gives He gives us more beyond our expectations more than what we can think of Because His blessings are more better than we can even imagine. Always ask God what you want and wait for him to give you more!!

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CBJ AMEBO: DHAOU FATNASSI, 20-YEAR-OLD TUNISIAN, DIES AFTER EATING 28 RAW EGGS AS A DARE




On Wednesday, 20-year-old Tunisian man Dhaou Fatnassi died after completing a dare to eat 28 raw eggs, French-language radio station Shems FM reported.
According to News.com.au, Fatnassi's friends had promised to give him "an undisclosed sum of money" if he swallowed all 28 of the raw eggs whole. (One assumes that did not include the shells, but you can never be sure.) After doing so, Fatnassi reportedly started to feel pains in his stomach. He headed toward the Hopital les Aghlabides in Kairouan, Tunisia, to receive medical attention, but died in transit.
Over the years, many have surely wondered whether the famous egg-eating scene in "Cool Hand Luke" was replicable in real life, and whether it was really possible to eat 50 eggs and live to tell the tale, as Paul Newman's character did. (Though his eggs were hard-boiled, not raw.) But Fatnassi's grim end shows that some feats are meant to stay fictional. Let's hope his example wards off any future daredevils in the egg-eating arena.
Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/27/dhaou-fatnassi-raw-eggs_n_2371954.html

EASY TEST FOR YOU... This test is called matching test.



If Farouk, Akpors, & Rukenwe come to your house the same time and leave the same time, and who among them would you suspect for each of the following missing items in your house?

A. Six hundred thousand US dollars
B. Your beautiful wife
C. Your guinea fowl

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SPECIAL PRAYER (IN YORUBA) FOR THE SPECIAL SEASON

Someone sent me these prayers. It's quite interesting because it is in yoruba language. It is called Adura opin odun in ABD....Y

Year ending prayers in Yoruba alphabets

Too bad if you can't read Yoruba!!!! Get an Aayan Ogbufo (interpreter) or google d meaning or get a Yoruba Lang dictionary. Howe­ver, let us interpret some parts of it for you:

A - Alaafia fun o.

B - Buburu kan ki yoo subu lu o.

D - Dugbedugbe ibanuje ko ni ja le o l'ori.

E - Ebi o ni pa o l'odun titun

E - Ekun, ose ko ni je tire.

F - Funfun aye re ko ni dibaje.

G - Gunnungun ki ku l'ewe, wa dagba d'arugbo.

GB - Gbogbo idawole re a y'ori si rere.

H - Hausa,Yoruba,Ib­o,gbogbo eya ati eniyan kaakiri agbaye ni yo koju si o se o loore.

I - Iwaju, iwaju l'opa ebiti re yo ma re si.

J - Jijade re, wiwole re, o ni k'agbako.

K - Kukuru abi giga, osi ati ise ko ni je tire.

L - Loniloni wa r'aanu gba.

M - Monamona ati ara Olorun yoo tu awon ota re ka.

N - Naira, Euro, Dollar, Pound,Yen,Yuan,­gbogbo owo ati oro kaakiri agbaye pelu omo alalubarika ati alaafia yoo mu o l'ore, won o si fi ile re se ibugbe.

O - Ojurere ati aanu yoo ma to o leyin ni ojo aye re gbogbo.

O - Ojo ola re a dara.

P - Panpe aye o ni mu o t'omotomo.

R - Rere ni agogo aye re o ma lu nigbagbogbo.

S - Suuru pelu itelorun ninu oro at'alaafia yoo ba o kale. S - Sugbon ati abawon aye re ti poora loni.

T - Tomotomo, t'ebitebi, t'iletile o ni d'ero eyin.

U - U ki s'awati lede Ijesha; a o ni fi o s'awati laarin awon eniyan. Ulosiwaju(ilosi­waju), userere(iserere­), ati ubukun(ibunkun)­ yio je tire.

W -Wa ri ba ti se, wa r'ona gbe gba.

Y - Yara ibunkun, ire, ati ayo ailopin loo ma be e gbe titi ojo aye re......

AMIN ASHE EDUMARE.

Iwo naa fi ranse si awon eeyan re. __._,_.___

Ki ojo eni ko dara fun e tebi tara.

Ayo la o fi lo odun yi ja ni l'ase eduma

A-Good Health for you

B-no evil shall befall you

D-The troubles of sorrow will not fall upon you

E-You shall not go hungry this year

Complete all d rest jare


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