NIGERIA Vs PAKISTAN

That funny moment when Pakistani news says "At least 15 killed in sect attack in north Nigeria!" Whereas, insurgents have already killed 100s in their own country, Pakistan. 

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AN ABUJA ATHIEST & JUDGE AKPORS

In Abuja, An Atheist brought up a case against the upcoming
Christmas Holiday. He hired a Lawyer to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Muslims concerning observation of their Holy Days...

The Argument was that it was unfair that Atheists had no such privilege to observe special days recognised by the federal government of Nigeria.

The case was brought before Judge Akpos.

After listening to the passionate presentation by the Lawyer, Judge Akpors banged his gavel declaring; "Case Dismissed".

The plaintiff's lawyer quickly stood up, objecting to the ruling and
said; Your honour, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The
Christians have Christmas, Easter and Others. The Muslims have Id-el-kabir, Id-el-fitri and Others. But my client and other Atheists have no such holidays.

Then Judge Akpors leaned forward in his chair and said; Your client and other Atheists have. Is just that your client is woefully ignorant.

The Lawyer said; Your honour, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for Atheists.

Judge Akpos said; The Calendar says April 1st is April Fools day. Psalm 14 verse 1 says, The fool says in his heart, there is no God. It is the opinion of this court that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.


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