EYE TEST

Dear CBJ Fans, 
We love you so much and want you to see properly in 2013. To this end, we decided to conduct this EYE TEST for you all...
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How many *S* can you see?

We also want to conduct ear and nose tests for y'all so we have hired Prof Akpors to carry out the tests for you. Prof Akpors is waiting for all of you at the National Stadium, Abuja. Prof Akpors will conduct free pregnancy test for the first lady to get there, free slapping test for the first guy to get there, free kidnapping test for the first politician to get there, and many more... 

What are you waiting for??? 

Happy New Year 2013!

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CBJ AMEBO: RAYMOND BELL, PASTOR OF THE COWBOY CHURCH OF VIRGINIA, CLAIMS STROKING HORSES CAN 'CURE' HOMOSEXUALITY

The idea that a gay person can be "cured" of his or her homosexuality is not a new one. For centuries doctors, therapists and religious figures have tried a wide variety of techniques -- from praying to surgery to exorcism -- to "convert" men and women "suffering" from same-sex attractions.

But we have to admit that the "reparative" therapy used by Raymond Bell, pastor of the Cowboy Church of Virginia, is one of the strangest we've come across.

According to Gay Star News, Bell claims that the use of Equine Assisted Psychotherapy, or sessions involving the stroking of horses, can aid in the "curing" of maladies and "addictions" like homosexuality.

"EAP can help any person who is living the homosexual lifestyle or involved in it in anyway," he told Gay Star News.

Though it isn't clear exactly how EAP works to rid a gay person of their "affliction,"Gay Star News notes that it can supposedly make gay men more masculine and that it is used to "identify how a person got 'involved' in homosexuality to begin with... for example, because of rape, abandonment, lacking a male role model, abuse and having low self-esteem."

Bell does not believe that homosexuality is genetic. Instead he claims, "Homosexuality is actually a type of addiction. It is not 'curable' as a disease because it is a 'choice driven' by the person."

"Conversion therapy" has become a hot topic in recent months as California became the first state to outlaw the practice on minors. Though a bill was passed by the California Legislature and was set to take effect on January 1 after being signed into law by Governor Jerry Brown in September, last week the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals issued an emergency order putting the law in limbo until it can hear full arguments on the issue.

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/29/raymond-bell-cowboy-church-of-virginia-horses-gay_n_2381028.html

CBJ AMEBO: JAPANESE MAN, 115, NAMED WORLD'S OLDEST

KYOTANGO, Japan, Dec. 29 (UPI) -- A Japanese man pushing 116 years old was declared the world's oldest-living person this week, city officials in Kyoto Prefecture said Friday.

Jiroemon Kimura beat the previous Guinness World Record for male longevity by a single day Friday, when he turned 115 years, 252 days old.

Kimura, who spent most of his life as a mail carrier and farmer, was born in 1897 and has 14 children and 13 great-grandchildren, Japan's Kyodo news service said,

He was recently hospitalized and will remain in the hospital to ring in the New Year.

The previous record holder was Dina Manfredini if Iowa, who died Dec. 17 at age 115, two weeks after claiming the longevity record.

ALWAYS ASK GOD WHAT YOU WANT AND WAIT FOR HIM TO GIVE YOU MORE!!

Once a baby Girl went to a shop with her mother. The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed her a bottle with sweets...

And said, "Dear Child, you can take the sweets".
But the child didn't take. The shopkeeper was surprised Such a small child she is and why is she not taking the sweets from the bottle.

Again he said take the sweets. Now the mother also heard that and said, "Take the sweets dear".

Yet she didn't take it. The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets. He himself took the sweets and gave to the child. The child was happy to get two handsfull of sweets. While returning home the Mother asked the child Why didn't you take the sweets, when the shop keeper told you to take..?

Can you guess the response:
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Child replies Mom! My hands are very small and if I take the sweets I can only take few.. But now you see when uncle gave with his big hands, How many more sweets I got!

MORAL LESSON:
When we take we may get little but when Our Father in Heaven gives He gives us more beyond our expectations more than what we can think of Because His blessings are more better than we can even imagine. Always ask God what you want and wait for him to give you more!!

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CBJ AMEBO: DHAOU FATNASSI, 20-YEAR-OLD TUNISIAN, DIES AFTER EATING 28 RAW EGGS AS A DARE

On Wednesday, 20-year-old Tunisian man Dhaou Fatnassi died after completing a dare to eat 28 raw eggs, French-language radio station Shems FM reported.

According to News.com.au, Fatnassi's friends had promised to give him "an undisclosed sum of money" if he swallowed all 28 of the raw eggs whole. (One assumes that did not include the shells, but you can never be sure.) After doing so, Fatnassi reportedly started to feel pains in his stomach. He headed toward the Hopital les Aghlabides in Kairouan, Tunisia, to receive medical attention, but died in transit.

Over the years, many have surely wondered whether the famous egg-eating scene in "Cool Hand Luke" was replicable in real life, and whether it was really possible to eat 50 eggs and live to tell the tale, as Paul Newman's character did. (Though his eggs were hard-boiled, not raw.) But Fatnassi's grim end shows that some feats are meant to stay fictional. Let's hope his example wards off any future daredevils in the egg-eating arena.

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/27/dhaou-fatnassi-raw-eggs_n_2371954.html

EASY TEST FOR YOU... This test is called matching test.

If Farouk, Akpors, & Rukenwe come to your house the same time and leave the same time, and who among them would you suspect for each of the following missing items in your house?

A. Six hundred thousand US dollars
B. Your beautiful wife
C. Your guinea fowl

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SPECIAL PRAYER (IN YORUBA) FOR THE SPECIAL SEASON

Someone sent me these prayers. It's quite interesting because it is in yoruba language. It is called Adura opin odun in ABD....Y

Year ending prayers in Yoruba alphabets

Too bad if you can't read Yoruba!!!! Get an Aayan Ogbufo (interpreter) or google d meaning or get a Yoruba Lang dictionary. Howe­ver, let us interpret some parts of it for you:

A - Alaafia fun o.

B - Buburu kan ki yoo subu lu o.

D - Dugbedugbe ibanuje ko ni ja le o l'ori.

E - Ebi o ni pa o l'odun titun

E - Ekun, ose ko ni je tire.

F - Funfun aye re ko ni dibaje.

G - Gunnungun ki ku l'ewe, wa dagba d'arugbo.

GB - Gbogbo idawole re a y'ori si rere.

H - Hausa,Yoruba,Ib­o,gbogbo eya ati eniyan kaakiri agbaye ni yo koju si o se o loore.

I - Iwaju, iwaju l'opa ebiti re yo ma re si.

J - Jijade re, wiwole re, o ni k'agbako.

K - Kukuru abi giga, osi ati ise ko ni je tire.

L - Loniloni wa r'aanu gba.

M - Monamona ati ara Olorun yoo tu awon ota re ka.

N - Naira, Euro, Dollar, Pound,Yen,Yuan,­gbogbo owo ati oro kaakiri agbaye pelu omo alalubarika ati alaafia yoo mu o l'ore, won o si fi ile re se ibugbe.

O - Ojurere ati aanu yoo ma to o leyin ni ojo aye re gbogbo.

O - Ojo ola re a dara.

P - Panpe aye o ni mu o t'omotomo.

R - Rere ni agogo aye re o ma lu nigbagbogbo.

S - Suuru pelu itelorun ninu oro at'alaafia yoo ba o kale. S - Sugbon ati abawon aye re ti poora loni.

T - Tomotomo, t'ebitebi, t'iletile o ni d'ero eyin.

U - U ki s'awati lede Ijesha; a o ni fi o s'awati laarin awon eniyan. Ulosiwaju(ilosi­waju), userere(iserere­), ati ubukun(ibunkun)­ yio je tire.

W -Wa ri ba ti se, wa r'ona gbe gba.

Y - Yara ibunkun, ire, ati ayo ailopin loo ma be e gbe titi ojo aye re......

AMIN ASHE EDUMARE.

Iwo naa fi ranse si awon eeyan re. __._,_.___

Ki ojo eni ko dara fun e tebi tara.

Ayo la o fi lo odun yi ja ni l'ase eduma

A-Good Health for you

B-no evil shall befall you

D-The troubles of sorrow will not fall upon you

E-You shall not go hungry this year

Complete all d rest jare

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