Nov 21, 2012

Desperate Prayer of Akpors

Dear God, I'm damn broke. kindly borrow me 500 billion 

dollars out of my future money. I promise to spend it wisely.

Unilorin to offer course in Chinese language

Ilorin  - The University of Ilorin on Tuesday said it would commence teaching of Chinese (Mandarin) language.

The University, which resolved the issue at its 23rd meeting of the Senate held in Ilorin, said that preparation for the take off of the course was in the pipe line.

The University's Director, Corporate Affairs Department, Mr Idris Akogun, told the News Agency of Nigeria that the introduction of Mandarin was to prepare students for a fast changing global and political economy.

He said that the university would teach Mandarin as one of the foreign languages learnt in the institution.

He added that apart from Nigerian languages, the university also offered instructions at degree and non degree level in foreign languages.

``These languages are French, German and Spanish. Mandarin is the latest addition of the languages to be taught at Unilorin,’’ he said. 


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Nov 19, 2012




U dey sleep ontop mat com dey update for ur fb 'water bed things'

Ur mama dey sell stock fish, ur papa dey change money, u say ur parent dey into STOCK EXCHANGE.

U and ur friends carry bikes follow una sef for road, u say na 'convoy things'

U be 18, com dey date 59 years old man, come talk say 'I love my baby'. Na ur baby be that abi ur papa?

E never tey wey u escort ur boyfriend climb bike, u come update 'Drive safely boo'

U talk say u just buy ur BB but u go buy the pin later. Ok we dey wait.

U say u jst enter Unilag, person ask how ur matric, u come talk say u no too like that course coz the lecturers dey harsh.

Na one week u spend for Dubai, u come dey form British accent. Person ask u hope u've not been standing here for long? U com talk 'it have tey' in British accent.

Keep it rolling...


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