Jan 18, 2013


Scottsdale, AZ — In one evening last November a Scottsdale man committed so many party fouls that it earned him a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records. The party where this feat occurred was at the Lancaster mansion party in Scottsdale, Arizona. It is a party which is thrown yearly for the elite of the elite in the area, and every year 34-year-old Paul Horner is invited for some reason.
“I don’t know why we keep inviting Mr. Horner back to our parties every year. We realize we’re just asking for trouble, but the guests seem to love him and he keeps them extremely entertained,” said 54-year-old Winston Lancaster III, who is the owner of the mansion where this exclusive party is held every year.
Paul Horner seen here committed enough party fouls last November to earn him a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Elizabeth Lancaster told reporters that guests are forewarned of Horner’s attendance at the party. “Every year we warn people that Horner will be attending and of his previous actions,” Lancaster said. “What can I say, he’s a big hit. People love his antics. Some people just follow him around all night to see what crazy shenanigans he’ll do next.”

Jan 16, 2013


A  man and his mother-in-law defied all social norms and got married two years after the death of the late’s wife, Metro News report

Judah Magarasadza’s wife Rozie Gopoza died in 2008 and two months later his mother-in-law Felistus Gopoza  came to his life.

The two loved each other until they were wedded in 2010.On a sad note ,both the families of these norm and religious law breakers refused to attend their reception.
From 2010 to December last year, the two were living as husband and wife. In 2010 ,the man died but  the woman was barred from the from the funeral by her husband’s relatives who vehemently told her that they did not recognise her relationship with their son.

“She was thrown out. Anyway who would blame them? They were very right in doing so. What kind of a relationship is that,” blasted the source.


A 76-year-old woman ran a 1:45:56 half-marathon last weekend at the Walt Disney World Half-Marathon, breaking the previous age group world record for women between the ages of 75-79.

Libby James, 76, of Fort Collins, Colorado, blew away the previous record of 1:55:19 set in 2009 by Ginette Benard.
Other records at the Disney half included a course record by the top male finisher. Mike Morgan, 32, of Rochester Hills, Michigan finished the half in 1:05:26, beating the previous course record of 1:05:35 set by Tim Young in 2011. The top female finisher, Melissa Johnson-White, 30, of Shelby Township, Michigan, did not set a course record but had a comfortable three minute lead ahead of the second place finisher, finishing at 1:14:56. Both Morgan and White run for the Hanson-Brooks team.
Adriano Bastos, 34, of Sao Paulo, Brazil, took his eighth Walt Disney World Marathon win, finishing in 2:21:16. He reclaimed his title after Fredison Costa, 35, of Piedade, Brazil, who came in second at 2:21:32, won the past two years. Renee High, 31, of Virginia Beach, Virginia, placed first for the second consecutive year, finishing at 2:48:30.
The Walt Disney World Marathon weekend also brought some well-known running celebrities to Orlando including Olympian Desiree Davila, Bill Rodgers, Joan Benoit Samuelson, Dick Beardsley, Jeff Galloway, Frank Shorter, and Runner’s World’s own Chief Running Officer, Bart Yasso.

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A smooth and loving joker indeed, Rijidity, actually called Richard John, is a graduate of Architecture from the Federal University of Technology Yola. As a student for four consecutive years, he was the President of Club Sophistical, a club known for organizing classical events, including live show jokes, artiste performance, etc.

Rijidity has worked with the Nigeria Air Force and Schlumberger respectively, where he's known to be naturally funny. He's currently into private practice, mostly doing 3-D consulting services for top construction companies around the country.

A lover of music and movies, Richard has a dream of chilling in Hawaii, Honolulu and passing through Las Vegas.

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Jan 15, 2013


The mother of the identical quadruplet boys shaved numbers into their hair to help teachers and classmates tell them apart

THESE cute quads have been given a head start on their classmates.
The mother of the identical quadruplet boys shaved numbers into their hair to help teachers and classmates tell them apart.
Mum Tan Chaoyun, of Shenzen in China’s Guangdong Province, shaved the six-year-olds’ heads with the numbers one to four.
She took the drastic step before they started elementary school because she was worried the boys would get mixed up.
“My sons are identical, even to me,” said Tan who reckons the only difference between them is the shape of their eyelids.
“I could only tell the difference between them by having different ankle tags on them before they turned 18 months old.
“Even now, their father can’t tell which one is which.
"Sometimes he punishes the second one for something the third one has done.”


Santa Barbara, CA — Ttokkyo Laboratories is proud to announce FDA approval of their new wonder drug DeemtyTM. DeemtyTM was created for individuals that feel boredom or lack of excitement in their lives. The drug allows users to taste, smell and hear colors keeping life always fresh and interesting.

New FDA approved drug called Deemty
Paul Horner, CEO and Managing Director of Ttokkyo Laboratories, says the drug will change the way society lives. “No longer will people have boredom in their lives. That person working 40 hours a week behind a computer screen in a tiny cubicle will now enjoy coming to work. People without many friends, will now have colors to keep them entertained. It’s a wonderful thing.”
“DeemtyTM is amazing,” said 45-year-old Aaron Johnson. “I used to get so bored at work, every day was the same old routine, but not anymore. Now I spend all day having long conversations with different colors. The colors have so many interesting things to say plus they are great listeners. I talk to them while I’m driving, at home, or doing any mundane task, I just love it.” Johnson continued, “It has made my job as an elementary school bus driver a lot more fun that’s for sure.”
Chelsea Ellison from Payson, Arizona said she was bored with her life until she started using DeemtyTM. “I was bored of my job, where I live, my art, the same people I see at all the same places, bored of everything including myself. But all that changed with DeemtyTM,” says Ellison. “Now everything is like I’m in a movie, it’s so exciting. Colors like yellow and blue are always telling me jokes and making me laugh. Though the color black always tries to steal my stuff but other than that I love DeemtyTM. It’s completely changed my life for the better.”
Side effects of DeemtyTM range from mild to severe headaches. Serious allergic reactions can occur that include swelling of the face, lips, tongue, and/or throat. Other common side effects include but are not limited to decreased levels of potassium, dizziness, excessive bleeding (sometimes fatal), facial flushing, fainting, heart attack, high blood pressure, stroke, blood clots, dizziness, seizures, speech disorder, abdominal pain, difficulty breathing or swallowing, constipation, diarrhea, dry mouth, intestinal bleeding, nausea, rectal bleeding, stomach bleeding, vomiting, kidney failure, hepatitis, liver damage, sore throat, flu-like symptoms, anxiety, confusion, depression, hallucinations, irritable, thoughts of suicide, back pain, leg cramps, anemia, muscle pain, swelling of legs and feet,weakness, hair loss, frequent urination, loss of appetite, urinary tract infection, weight loss, bone pain, breast pain, chest pain, heartburn, joint pain, painful menstruation, blindness, blurred vision, ringing in the ears, tingling sensation, itching, severe skin reactions and sweating. Contact your doctor today to see if DeemtyTM is right for you.
Ttokkyo Laboratories has been in business since 1999. They are most well known for their anti-growing animal drug AdoraberilTM

Jan 14, 2013


Commuters in cities around the globe on Sunday, took part in the annual ‘No Pants on the Subway’ as passengers were undressed to impress in London, Berlin, Stockholm and many other cities.

And despite the threat of snow and bleak midwinter temperatures many hardy thrill seekers braved bracing conditions and took to the London Underground today to take part in the No Trousers Tube Ride 2013.
It was all part of the No Pants Subway Ride’s 13th annual celebration of riding the world’s underground without trousers, with commuters in London joining their counterparts from dozens of cities around the globe to venture out minus their breeches.
The No Pants event went global in 2008 with Adelaide in Australia joining eight American cities in taking part in the stunt.
Last year’s event saw tens of thousands of people daring to bare their underwear in 59 cities in 27 countries around the world.
In London alone more than 150 took part.

The hilarious craze started back in 2002 when a handful of New York pranksters decided to cause a stir on a Subway train.
One participant entered the train in just his underwear for seven consecutive stops and, if asked, were instructed to tell people that they ‘just forgot’ their trousers.
On the 8th stop, a final participant would enter the carriage selling trousers out of a duffle bag – much to the bemusement of other passengers.
The annual event steadily grew each year with more and more people choosing to take part.
But it nearly hit the buffers in 2006 when the stunt was halted by a New York policeman. Eight passengers were handcuffed in their underwear and taken into police custody.

A judge later threw out the case because it is not illegal to wear just your underwear on the Subway.
The No Pants Subway Ride is an annual event staged by Improv Everywhere every January in New York City.
The mission started as a small prank with seven guys and has grown into an international celebration of silliness, with dozens of cities around the world participating each year.
The idea behind No Pants is simple: Random passengers aboard a subway car at separate stops in the middle of winter without pants.
The participants do not behave as if they know each other, and they all wear winter coats, hats, scarves, and gloves.
The only unusual thing is their lack of pants.

Jan 13, 2013


It appears the beer industry has gone to the dogs after one brewery decided to launch its very own hooch for pooches.
A beer for dogs has been launched

Bottles of Dawg Grog are being snapped up in the city of Bend in Oregon, where Boneyard Brewery creates its selection of bespoke beers.
Described as a ‘healthy, nutritional, liquid treat for your best friend’, the beer can be served on its own or poured over food.
There’s no alcohol in the doggie brew, which is packed full of vegetables and spices including ginger, cinnamon and honey.
The beverage is the brainchild of Boneyard Brewery taster Daniel Keeton, who says his own dog just can’t get enough of the stuff.
‘Two things that have become part of the Bend lifestyle are beer and dogs,’ Visit Bend CEO, Doug LaPlaca told KTVZ. ‘So to create something that would take advantage of the two we thought was a brilliant idea.
‘Initially, people have to look at the label twice,’ he added. ‘Then they ask us, “Is this really for dogs?”‘
In October last year, a Scottish brewery claimed to have created the world’s strongest beer, a 65 per cent beverage dubbed Armageddon.


DeQuincy, Louisiana — A new craze is sweeping parts of Louisiana as teenagers are participating in a unique fad known as ‘whipping’. ‘Whipping’ involves a male rubbing their penis on various objects and then taking a picture of his actions to show friends or posting the photo(s) online for others to see.

Seen here is an anonymous individual ‘whipping’ on a mailbox. ‘Whipping’ is a new trend in Louisiana which involves males rubbing their penises on various objects.
23-year-old Brandon Adams from DeQuincy told reporters the different types of ‘whipping’ that is being done in his town. “The better the ‘whipping’ the more points you score with friends,” Adams said. “Pulling down your pants and ‘whipping’ on a bar stool or something is pretty funny, but ‘whipping’ on a police car is epic. The more danger involved, makes for a better picture.”
Local resident 27-year-old Sarah Winters witnessed ‘whipping’ just days ago and told reporters that she is still traumatized from the event. “So I’m at this bar by my house with my friend Amber, drinking a few beers, just having a good time. Suddenly this group of 5 or 6 guys come in with their pants down and start running around the bar rubbing their dicks on everything. Before the owner had a chance to do anything, the group had left, but not before penis residue was all over everything,” Winters said. “They had to close the bar for two days and bring in a Hazmat Crew to clean up everything. I don’t think what those guys are doing is funny at all, it’s just disgusting.”
Sergeant Paul Horner of the DeQuincy Police Department said ‘whipping’ has become a big problem in the town. “The kids get drunk, they pull down their pants and start rubbing their dicks all over everything,” Horner said. “It’s not cool or hilarious like these guys think it is, it’s illegal. A first time offense for ‘whipping’ will usually get the individual a warning. Second and third offenses carry a minimum of a week to 30 days in jail. We’re done messing around with these types of shenanigans.”
Horner ended the press conference explaining what his plans are for the future of ‘whipping’ in DeQuincy. “Pranks like these have been around for years. It used to be innocent things like planking and things of that nature, but ‘whipping’ is just going too far. We are making it priority number one in our city to put an end to it once and for all.”
If you witness ‘whipping’ of any kind please call the Whipping Hotline at (785) 273-0325. As always you can remain anonymous.