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Oct 6, 2012
Oct 5, 2012
CBJ AMEBO: WICKED!!! NEW BORN TWINS FOUND AT REFUSE DUMP IN ANAMBRA STATE
How wicked can someone be to allow these young, innocent ones to die?
When some people are looking for who to call their own, some people are throwing theirs away.
May God forgive the mother.
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When some people are looking for who to call their own, some people are throwing theirs away.
May God forgive the mother.
If you have further information about this story please share it with us.
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CBJ AMEBO: LAGBAJA COMES OUT WITHOUT HIS MASK?
Nigeria’s famous masked musician, Lagbaja, has been unmasked?
Someone leaked this picture online recently but there is so much controversy surrounding it.
Many people are of the opinion that Lagbaja is a dark skin man, coupled with some other qualities that do not match the guy on the right.
What do you think? Could this really be the Lagbaja that almost everyone has been looking forward to see without his mask on?
Someone leaked this picture online recently but there is so much controversy surrounding it.
Many people are of the opinion that Lagbaja is a dark skin man, coupled with some other qualities that do not match the guy on the right.
What do you think? Could this really be the Lagbaja that almost everyone has been looking forward to see without his mask on?
CBJ AMEBO: ALLEGED YAHOO BOY RUNS MAD IN IKEJA AFTER ALIGHTING FROM HIS RANGE ROVER SUV
Yesterday, a young man who is rumoured to be involved in internet
scams popularly called Yahoo Yahoo ran mad immediately after alighting
from his Range Rover SUV
The story says that,
“the man jumped down from his Range Rover and ran mad. Within few minutes, people gathered at the scene. He started displaying series of madness, pulled off his clothes, saying different irrelevant things.”
Other sources added that he defecated on himself and chased people around.
The young man is strongly rumoured to be a ‘Yahoo-yahoo boy’ – a street slang for boys involved in Internet scam. But that fact has not been ascertained yet, as his case could well be of something else.
The story says that,
“the man jumped down from his Range Rover and ran mad. Within few minutes, people gathered at the scene. He started displaying series of madness, pulled off his clothes, saying different irrelevant things.”
Other sources added that he defecated on himself and chased people around.
The young man is strongly rumoured to be a ‘Yahoo-yahoo boy’ – a street slang for boys involved in Internet scam. But that fact has not been ascertained yet, as his case could well be of something else.
Oct 4, 2012
BONANZA!
Xmas is at the corner, prepare in advance.
POINT & KILL XMAS SHOES FOR SALE
50% discount on all sales
HURRY NOW!!! DON'T MISS IT!
To order, call Akpors: 080 BATA NONI
POINT & KILL XMAS SHOES FOR SALE
50% discount on all sales
HURRY NOW!!! DON'T MISS IT!
To order, call Akpors: 080 BATA NONI
KAI... CHILDREN OF NOWADAYS
Central Bank of Jokes(CBJ) |
A grade 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names.
Sam:
My name is Sam.
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to Japan.
If I can, If I can.
Candy:
My name is Candy.
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby.
If I can, if I can.
Dan:
My name is Dan.
When I grow up to be a man,
To hell with Japan,
I'm gonna help Candy with her plan.
I know I can, I know I can.
I want to go to Japan.
If I can, If I can.
Candy:
My name is Candy.
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby.
If I can, if I can.
Dan:
My name is Dan.
When I grow up to be a man,
To hell with Japan,
I'm gonna help Candy with her plan.
I know I can, I know I can.
VILLAGE FIGHT
Make una talk true. How many of una don do this kin village fight before?
Eki baby (Carrying stone): Oya tosh me again.
Ify baby: No... you push me first.
For una wey don get experience, WHO GO WIN THIS FIGHT?
Oct 3, 2012
FINALLY, EKAITTE’S FATHER REPLIES AKPOS’ LOVE LETTER TO HIS DAUGHTER…
Central Bank of Jokes(CBJ) |
Dear Akpos,
If time and ability has forsees your pens to enerjetikally dance on your benedicted shit of paper, I wants to telling you that your love leta have provoke my annoy and I will make swor that I divide your laif into three becurse of your nunsencika leta to my doter, and I will take one, geef one to my doter, and trow the remainy in the boosh at the back of behiand my house.
Let this be last time your pen will romans your benedicted shit of paper to rait my doter, ok!
Wit grait provoking annoy from me,
Baba Ekaitte
THERE IS A CHEAP QUIZ FOR YOU
The first man to solve this quiz became Nigeria’s
President, and that’s no other person but the man whose face you can compare to
Taribo West’s face… I no mention anybody’s name here o!
Here is the quiz:
Is it True or False that WHEN WHISTLING
WITH YOUR MOUTH, IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH?
Try it and let’s read your answers…
Oct 2, 2012
OH AKPORS
Central Bank of Jokes(CBJ) |
Akpors just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.
The manager told him:
"...in here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask"
Before the manager could finish, a couple walked through the hotel entrance and the manager quickly approached them, nicely took their baggage and said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is our delight to have you in our hotel. Please come this way to the reception"
... and he led them to the reception.
After the couple had been taken care of, Akpors asked the manager,
"Has the couple been visiting this hotel before?"
"No" came the reply from the manager.
"So how come you knew their name?" asked Akpors.
"That is why I told you to be very observant. All I had to do was quickly look at the label on their baggage while I'm taking it from them and see the name on the tag".
"Oh, here comes another couple. Why don't you give it a try?"
"Ok" said Akpos and he hurriedly approached the couple, helped them with their luggage and said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR HAND MADE LEATHER! We are delighted to have you in our hotel..."
The manager fainted=))=))
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY & INDEPENDENCE DAY TO NIGERIA(NS)
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CAUTION: HELMET & MAJOR PROTECTION NEEDED
Hon Patrick |
Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon had this to say on Nigeria’s independence celebrations.
“As we celebrate our flag and shambolic autarky at 52, we must realize that Nigeria is still more of a geographic co
ntrivance
as has been rightly posited by Chief Obafemi Awolowo. Not with our
centrifugal excrescences preponderating over our centripetal
proclivities. It’s a matter for mental pabulum that we are daily
drifting into our ethnic cocoons. We still remain one country with
disparate ethnic agendas and I can say it for the umpteenth time again
that we must sit down in a sovereign national colloquy to discuss the
basis for our nationhood. Anything short of this is just vacuous
scahiamachy.”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY & INDEPENDENCE DAY TO NIGERIA(NS)
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Oct 1, 2012
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR COUNTRY (NIGERIA)
My pride |
GREEN and WHITE are her colors.
They call her the giant of Africa.
Yes, she's got issues as any important personality will do 'coz of the attention she attracts from so many.
She just turned 52 and so many feel she's reached COUNTRYPAUSE (MENOPAUSE) and can't produce good things anymore.
It took many of her counterparts centuries to produce offspring:
GREAT BRITAIN became great after becoming a grandfather.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA became united at the "Methuselah's" age.
She's still undergoing the 'growing' process.
TO ALL NIGERIANS,
Remember, no matter how far you travel, wherever you find yourself, wherever the struggle for a better life takes you.
No matter the situation on ground.
NIGERIA IS STILL OUR BABY! and her growth is up to us.
Remember this is who we are:
~ STRONG
~ SURVIVOR
~ SMART
~ JUST
~ PRUDENT
~ GREENWHITEGREEN
Soon, many will scale heights to obtain the GREEN passport.
Many will want to marry my children and grand children to be called GREEN.
Come rain, come shine,
I'll always be proud to be BLACK
I'll always be proud to fly GREEN
I'll always be proud to be a NIGERIAN
I'll always be proud to be called AFRICAN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGERIA!!!!
MY COUNTRY, MY COLOR, MY PRIDE, MY NIGERIA!
GOD BLESS YOU, GOD BLESS ME, GOD BLESS NIGERIA and GOD BLESS AFRICA!!!!
......................................................................................Yes, she's got issues as any important personality will do 'coz of the attention she attracts from so many.
She just turned 52 and so many feel she's reached COUNTRYPAUSE (MENOPAUSE) and can't produce good things anymore.
It took many of her counterparts centuries to produce offspring:
GREAT BRITAIN became great after becoming a grandfather.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA became united at the "Methuselah's" age.
She's still undergoing the 'growing' process.
TO ALL NIGERIANS,
Remember, no matter how far you travel, wherever you find yourself, wherever the struggle for a better life takes you.
No matter the situation on ground.
NIGERIA IS STILL OUR BABY! and her growth is up to us.
Remember this is who we are:
~ STRONG
~ SURVIVOR
~ SMART
~ JUST
~ PRUDENT
~ GREENWHITEGREEN
Soon, many will scale heights to obtain the GREEN passport.
Many will want to marry my children and grand children to be called GREEN.
Come rain, come shine,
I'll always be proud to be BLACK
I'll always be proud to fly GREEN
I'll always be proud to be a NIGERIAN
I'll always be proud to be called AFRICAN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGERIA!!!!
MY COUNTRY, MY COLOR, MY PRIDE, MY NIGERIA!
GOD BLESS YOU, GOD BLESS ME, GOD BLESS NIGERIA and GOD BLESS AFRICA!!!!
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Sep 30, 2012
FALL NONI
Central Bank of Jokes(CBJ) |
A Community pastor was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery every time.
So, he told the community to adopt saying they have "fallen" & not go into details.
(As he would understand)
The old Pastor died & Pastor Akpors - a new pastor from outside the town was sworn in.
Everyday people go to him & say they have fallen.
Pastor Akpors being concerned & not knowing what's going on called the village chief & said to him,
"I think u should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they have fallen everyday."
The Chief laughed hysterically knowing exactly what it means.
"Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors.
"Your wife fell 7 times this week"
The chief fainted.
CBJ AMEBO: OBA OF BENIN HONOURS 2FACE, UTI NWACHUKWU, OTHERS
Uti and 2face |
The event which celebrated the ‘Oba of Benin as a Preserver’ was attended by a number of personalities including Big Brother Africa winner Uti Nwachukwu and Nollywood movie producer Lancelot Imaseun Oduwa amongst others.
The 37-year-old musician who was one of few personalities so honoured by the Oba, was given two wrist bands made of beads.
A very excited 2face took to his Twitter page to show off his beads while he wrote;
‘Oba of Benin just gave me some royal beads! I’m so excited and honoured! One love 2 Benin kingdom’.
2 BABA, U GET MOUTH DIE!
CBJ AMEBO: MAYD THE CONFAM MAN POZES WITH NEW CAR
CBJ AMEBO: MEN ARE SCARED STIFF TO ASK ME OUT - KAREN IGHO
Karen |
"I'm a woman who desires to be loved and wooed by the opposite sex. Men are supposed to woo me. I’m a woman and I’m very soft. They shouldn’t be scared of asking me out. I want a decent man, and not any kind of man,” the Edo State born entertainer said.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR COUNTRY (NIGERIA)
My pride |
GREEN and WHITE are her colors.
They call her the giant of Africa.
Yes, she's got issues as any important personality will do 'coz of the attention she attracts from so many.
She just turned 52 and so many feel she's reached COUNTRYPAUSE (MENOPAUSE) and can't produce good things anymore.
It took many of her counterparts centuries to produce offspring:
GREAT BRITAIN became great after becoming a grandfather.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA became united at the "Methuselah's" age.
She's still undergoing the 'growing' process.
TO ALL NIGERIANS,
Remember, no matter how far you travel, wherever you find yourself, wherever the struggle for a better life takes you.
No matter the situation on ground.
NIGERIA IS STILL OUR BABY! and her growth is up to us.
Remember this is who we are:
~ STRONG
~ SURVIVOR
~ SMART
~ JUST
~ PRUDENT
~ GREENWHITEGREEN
Soon, many will scale heights to obtain the GREEN passport.
Many will want to marry my children and grand children to be called GREEN.
Come rain, come shine,
I'll always be proud to be BLACK
I'll always be proud to fly GREEN
I'll always be proud to be a NIGERIAN
I'll always be proud to be called AFRICAN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGERIA!!!!
MY COUNTRY, MY COLOR, MY PRIDE, MY NIGERIA!
GOD BLESS YOU, GOD BLESS ME, GOD BLESS NIGERIA and GOD BLESS AFRICA!!!!
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CBJ AMEBO: 20-YEAR-OLD BRAZILIAN CATARINA MIGLIORINI AUCTIONING HER VIRGINITY – BIDDING UP TO $160,000
Catarina Migliorini |
The virginity will be lost as a part of an Australian documentary called Virgins Wanted, produced by Thomas William.
The young woman will get a large portion of the funds raised for her virginity, but most prove that she is a virgin and have an examination.
She also must pass a health test along with the winner of the contest, because no condom will be used.
The Internet bidding reached $160,000 placed by Jack Miller on September 28th.
The auction ends Oct. 15. She says she wants to help the poor with some of the money made.
WONDERS WILL NEVER END!
CBJ FACE OF THE WEEK: PHATOSA OLUMUYIWA AYOKANMI
PROFILE:
~ EVENT MANAGER, NIGERIA @ 50 GALA NIGHT
~ ARTIST COORDINATOR NIGERIA @ 50 VARIETY NIGHT
~ CREATIVE DIRECTOR, EVENT 360
~ CREATIVE DIRECTOR, KAMA (KOGI ACHIEVERS MERIT AWARDS)
HEIGHT: 5'11
FB LINK: https://www.facebook.com/phatosa
PHONE NUMBER: +2347069383668
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