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A Community pastor was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery every time.
So, he told the community to adopt saying they have "fallen" & not go into details.
(As he would understand)
The old Pastor died & Pastor Akpors - a new pastor from outside the town was sworn in.
Everyday people go to him & say they have fallen.
Pastor Akpors being concerned & not knowing what's going on called the village chief & said to him,
"I think u should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they have fallen everyday."
The Chief laughed hysterically knowing exactly what it means.
"Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors.
"Your wife fell 7 times this week"
The chief fainted.
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