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(Phone rings)
Girl: Hello who’s on the line?
Boy: Sorry is this Jane:)?
Girl: This is Jane speaking, how may I help you?
Boy: My name is Aluka , I got ur number from a friend.
Girl: Really! So what do u want?
Boy: Pls am looking for a serious date.;)
Girl: Really! I’m single so what do you do?
Boy: I work with NNPC in Port- Hacourt:). I am well paid but the problem is am looking for someone to spend this money. I will change ur life if only u wil accept to be my serious date.
Girl: Wow that’s so romantic! Okay I accept:). I’m from Delta state where are u from?
Boy: I’m from ALUU.
Girl: Aaa what??
Boy: Aluu in River state.
Girl: Sorry, who do u say you want to speak with?
Boy: Haba is this not Jane?.
Girl: SORRY MR ALUKA THIS IS AMINA FROM KANO. BLOOD OF JESUS WRONG NUMBER!!!
Boy: Sorry is this Jane:)?
Girl: This is Jane speaking, how may I help you?
Boy: My name is Aluka , I got ur number from a friend.
Girl: Really! So what do u want?
Boy: Pls am looking for a serious date.;)
Girl: Really! I’m single so what do you do?
Boy: I work with NNPC in Port- Hacourt:). I am well paid but the problem is am looking for someone to spend this money. I will change ur life if only u wil accept to be my serious date.
Girl: Wow that’s so romantic! Okay I accept:). I’m from Delta state where are u from?
Boy: I’m from ALUU.
Girl: Aaa what??
Boy: Aluu in River state.
Girl: Sorry, who do u say you want to speak with?
Boy: Haba is this not Jane?.
Girl: SORRY MR ALUKA THIS IS AMINA FROM KANO. BLOOD OF JESUS WRONG NUMBER!!!