Oct 8, 2012

GIST

Central Bank of Jokes(CBJ)
"My people, you will never believe what happened to me yesterday at Sahad Stores in Abuja.

I still can't get over it.

I went to the super market to pick something to eat and as I was walking down the isle, I noticed this man staring at me.

I looked at him and kept walking to the front counter to pick bottled water and gala.

As I picked them and turned to find the same man right in front of my face!

I tried to give him some of my love so I smiled and said "Hi!" then I went on to get a can coke.

Can you believe that same man followed me through the store?

I was getting a little nervous and mad because he was following me without saying anything.

But you know me, trying to be friendly... I just said "Hi!"

He finaly responded and said,

"I am sorry for staring but you look just like my youngest son... We just buried him two weeks ago".

I felt stupid for getting mad as I expressed my sincerity to him.

He said he was fine as he knows that his son is with the lord.

Then he asked me to do him a favour.

I said "sure, if I can."

He said he was a bit sad that his son never said goodbye to him before passing on.

He asked me to get in line behind him and as he left the store I should say "Goodbye dad" so that he could have a sense of closure.

Though his request was weird, I however agreed to grant them.

So as he collected his bags from the cashier and walked away, I said "Bye Dad" he turned and said "Bye my dear son".

When the cashier calculated my bill, she said the total was N11,250!

I shouted "what?... Can you please explain how a bottle of N70 water, N50 gala and N100 can coke will sum to such amount?".

She said "your dad said you are paying for his bill too."

"My dad? That man is not my father!" I yelled back in response...

I quickly rushed out just in time to see the man moving towards the parking lot.

I ran after him and was screaming "excuse me... Excise me!!!"

He started running for his car as he saw me coming.

I caught him just before he was able to close his door.

I kept on pulling and pulling his legs!!!

Just like am pulling yours now!

Chei! Una too like gist, see as you sidon with seriousness dey read... Abeg night don do, go sleep joor..

1 comment:

  1. if I ever see you and recognise u or i get to knw u, i'm gonna smark u 4 dis one. Nice 1 dude!

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