Oct 4, 2012

KAI... CHILDREN OF NOWADAYS

Central Bank of Jokes(CBJ)

A grade 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names.

Sam:
My name is Sam.
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to Japan.
If I can, If I can.

Candy:
My name is Candy.
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby.
If I can, if I can.

Dan:
My name is Dan.
When I grow up to be a man,
To hell with Japan,
I'm gonna help Candy with her plan.
I know I can, I know I can.

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