Akpors saw his father and mother in bed "at it" so he asked,
"daddy, what are you doing?"
His father replied,
"I am beating your mummy"
Akpors thought for a while (with a sad face) and said,
"Mama, but what offense at all have you committed in this house? Today four different men have beaten you, first was the gateman Idrissu, then Abuga the painter, that albino postman also beat you and now daddy, WHYYYYY?"
Akpors' father had a heart attack.
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