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A thread like this was do about 4 months back.

Let's did it again.

Everyday, we hearing different mistaking people make while spoke our beloved English Language.

Let's drop them here.

Replies too can murder the Language, hence good English is prohibited!.

We will started with a letter we gotted in our office three days ago from a former staff.

Enjoy!.

APPLICATION FOR RE-EMPLOYMENT

I am very happy to write this message to you, Sir.
My name is Musa Chinedu Babatunde i'm the one that was work
for you, before in group H, but I was going my village to done one programme, that is the why i am absent, but I was come back to the Warri last week. I'm not see any job to do,

I want you to re-imploy me sir.

May almighty God give you a lot of successfully and giveth you more progress and prosperity. I will thanks if u can re - imploy me back, sir.

Thanks
08109252012.

Everyone in the office was just laugh and laugh.