Note: No calculator or any electronic devices.
TIME:1hour 30mins.
SECTION A:
1. If a Witch marries an Armed Robber and give birth to a prostitute, who ll stay home at night?
2. What are the Names of the 2 people holding hands when U switch on a Nokia phone?
3. If the past tense of take is took, what is the past tense of make?
4. I have a dream is to Luther King, as I av no shoes is to?
5. What's the plural form of Zaphaneth Paneah?
6. Which University in your country has the highest number of ladies who cAn travel a 2km journey on foot?
7. If Tinubu is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, then who sent the friend request?
3. If the past tense of take is took, what is the past tense of make?
4. I have a dream is to Luther King, as I av no shoes is to?
5. What's the plural form of Zaphaneth Paneah?
6. Which University in your country has the highest number of ladies who cAn travel a 2km journey on foot?
7. If Tinubu is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, then who sent the friend request?
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SECTION B..
Attempt all questions:
1. Differentiate between Do or Die and All die be die!
2. Using the almighty formulae, calculate the diameter of Kanji dam[take pie=3.142]
3. If your X-boyfriend/girlfriend wins 5million Dollars immediately after U broke up..then find the value of x...I repeat find x.
4a. If Ida is a girl and Bello is a boy, who's Idabello?
b. If Pra is a river and Bosomtwe is a lake, then who is Pra-Bosomtwe?..
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