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Central Bank of Jokes(CBJ)

Akpors after so many years abroad traveled home with hopes of settling down.

He came to Lagos & had plans of marrying a neighbor's daughter Ekaitte.

He got to a hotel to book a room for them to meet & decided to call Ekaitte.

Akpors: Dearie I'm trying to get a room for us, I'm at Woodridge hotel.

Ekaitte: No don't, it's too expensive and the facilities not worth that cash, check Hotel Excel, it is better but Kayriott is the best.

Akpors: Ok, I'll try Kayriott.

Ekaitte: When u get to Kayriott don't take room 112, the bed is not strong enough & if they give u room 214, don't take it, cause the AC is not good. Room 312 is better but the hot side of the shower is bad. However try room 411, although it's hard to open the door most time. Better still just take room 510.

AKPORS FAINTED!