Oct 20, 2012

NEW JOB TITLES (Add urs)

Central Bank of Jokes(CBJ)

*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
*House Maid: House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
*Receptionist: Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
*Typist: Printed Document Handler (PDH)
*Messenger: Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
*Window Cleaner: Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
*Temporary Teacher: Associate Tutor (AT)
*Tea Boy: Refreshment Specialist (RS)
*Garbage Collector: Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
*Watchman: Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
*Thief: Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)
*Driver: Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
*Maid: Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)
*Employee without Portfolio: Administration Manager (AM)
*Cook: Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO)
*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)
*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)
*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

Do Not Forget
*Gossip: Research & Communications Manager (RCM)
*Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)
*Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)
*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)
*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)
*Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)

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