Oct 27, 2012

TEN TIPS TO SURVIVE WITHOUT OKADA IN LAGOS

(This may be of great help to our Lagos fans)

Now that Fashola has decided to ban Okada on Lagos roads and suggested
people start trekking, here are some few tips that will help you cope
without the usual quick bike rides to ur daily destinations.

10. Buy shoe protectors, replace as the need arises.

9. In relation to number 10, carry an extra pair of foot wear
(preferably slippers) in your bag (men inclusive). That bag should
also carry the following: a small umbrella, water bottle and small
chops to go.

8. Wear casual clothes to work, change into your official clothes at
work, then change back to the casual clothes for the journey back
home. You don't have to look too official while trekking.

7. For the ladies, this is the time to smile from ear to ear with that
ugly male colleague who drives a car and lives near your residence.

6. For the guys, buy a car before your girlfriend's colleague starts
to take her home.

5. Save the money for your gym membership, you are getting enough
exercise already.

4. Start trekking groups in your office, class, church, mosque etc.
After all it is said that a trek trekked with companions is no trek at all.

3. Learn how to entertain yourself.
in your own space. Stock up on game consoles, books, magazines,
movies, read jokes on CBJ etc. Pay that DSTV subscription too.

2. As the crime rate increases due to the okada ban, buy a gun.

1. If none of the above works, pack go your village.

0. If you are an Okada owner, join up with other colleagues and
establish Formula 1 Naija Bike Racing.

Ekoo oni ba je o... Obaje ti!.

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