Nov 17, 2012

ASIRI TU... 50/50 NONI

Mr Akpors ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything
he tells it to do correctly without any error.

He got the car and started sending it on errands.

He was so proud of what the car can do without mistakes.

He was not able to go out on a day, his wife told him to tell the car
to go and pick the children from school because she was so tired.

Mr Akpors agreed.

Mr Akpors: Car, go and bring my children from school.

The car went and didn't return in time as expected, they knew
something must be wrong.

Several hours later and no car, Mr Akpors became apprehensive, dressed
up, ready to lodge a report at the police station.

He and his wife just stepped outside when they saw the car coming with
an overload of children.

The car parked right in front of them and said,

"These are your children sir"

In the car was their Landlady's two daughters, their choir mistress
two sons, his wife's best friend's daughter, their pastor's son and
their neighbours two sons.

Wife: Don't tell me all these ones are your children?

Mr Akpors, nonplussed, calmly replied...

CAN YOU TELL ME WHY YOUR OWN CHILDREN ARE NOT IN THE CAR?

LOBATAN!

1 comment:

  1. probably those kids a mot his children.

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