ONLY GOD CAN SAVE US FROM NAIJA POLICE

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U can barely escape accusations from a Naija Policeman.

‪#‎9jaPoliceBeLike‬ why z ur laptop bag empty,u want to steal laptop and kip it in d bag abi, oga ade, enta motor

#9jaPoliceBeLike ur car radio is playing "ema dami duro" young man, if u want to say smt, you better say it directly!!!

#9jaPoliceBeLike PARK!!! I say PARK!!! I say Park there my frend!!! *lowers voice* wetin boys go chop na?

#9japolicebelike young man may we know u, sergeant Bature give am one.

#9japolicebelike you last received call was 13:30, you have been making calls for the past 13 hours and driving. PARK ! ! !

#9jaPoliceBeLike The victim committed Suicide, but we just arrested the person that killed him.....

#9jaPoliceBeLike Oga, dis ur Range Rover Sport fine o. oya use am take jam dis wall mek we check weda ur airbag dey work. u no gree? oya park!!!

#9jaPoliceBeLike why ur car no get A/C???? u wan use heat kill yourself...u wan commit suicide?.. Oga Park well.

#9jaPolicebelike the picture in your license you carry Afro, y do u Now carry low cut now? Ogbeni Abeg come down.

#9jaPoliceBeLike why do u have fertilizer in your boot? You dey grow weed abi? Follow us to station.

#9jaPoliceBeLike why are there condoms in ur wallet or are u a rapist? Oya Come down

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